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Oh, oh! Found it, found it.
Todd! Help me out here.
I'm sure he's already told you how bonkers I am. [chuckles]
Be safe, or not. Whatever. Who cares? [forced laugh]
"Ride my nuts?" Where did you hear that?
So I-I really need this weekend to be kick-ass.
That's just what party elves say.
- ease up a little bit on your mom's rules. - [can opens] Really?
- I had to take her to the ER. - Hmm.
Those are, like, sup... Those are people's cars.
is the lesson there, but then, what's the point of having 'em, right?
Oh, not quite.
Nothing but the bottom of the can!
Lip balm? Sweetie, you know how addictive lip balm is.
[chuckles] Got 'em.
Yeah, I'm gonna text you that address, with a text.
- Uh, don't shoot! - With what, my flashlight?
leave it lying around like this. Uh, so, uh...
Also here. Part of the tour. [chuckles]
- Oh, I'm psyched. - You're psyched, right?
Oh, well, this pool of lava in my parking lot is all right, then.
How CHUCK Makes MEAT MEAT BEAUTIFUL MEAT
Oh, what's up, you getting ready to do a halftime show for me?
And then... we'd be
Comedy is a universal language, yeah.
Uh, yeah, but I mean, your curfew is in 20 minutes, so...