Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What are you doing?

Okay, okay, okay.

Me to Nate in a few days:

Oh, yeah. You ready?

Looks like you do, MacGruber.

Okay, I think our definitions of low profile...

Cunth, you gotta believe me, I didn't write that.

And Homey don't play like that.

That was a long time ago

And I peed my jeans.

Wait, wait, wait! I didn't mean that. I didn't mean that.

Well, every day's a workout...

Yes, it is. That's what it is every time I get it.

First l'm gonna kick you in the chin...

Both of you guys have just done a great job.

Fuck you, Dickhead!

This mission was my chance to do...

It's the Chinese.

I thought it'd be fine if he got them.

You're mad. You're mad!

No, of course I knew.

Vicki, where are you?

Fuck the Pats, Fuck the Pats

I appreciate your honesty.

FUCK THE BRASS! FUCK THE BRASS!

I'll validate hannah I'll validate her whenever I want.

Look, Mac, are you sure you won't change your mind...

I mean, I'm sorry. As me, I'm sorry.

Well, you're gonna walk around like a little girl.

I don't know how many people you're planning on killing...

Your country needs you.

did I remember to tell you how ugly l think you are?

touch one hair on Vicki's head...

to mix it up with you.

You’ve gotta believe me!

Because you couldn't stop him.

Man, I thought you were dead.

We don’t know what we’re doing! We’re so fucked here!

Vicki! Get behind him!

It's not so bad.

Launch commencing in 20 seconds.

How did you find me?

Okay, I rounded up this wrench...

Sure, to us, he's a black market arms dealer. But to everyone else...

I need you, Frank. It's serious.

Us reacting to when Dillon Brooks goes into the stands on one leg

I don’t know what I’m doing! I’m so fucked here

Uh-oh! l know that look.

because l basically did the same thing...

of killer-stoppers.

He made a fucking movie.

No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no!

Served six tours in Desert Storm, four in Bosnia...

And I lost them all.

We have reason to believe...

Theirs is a love that knows no bounds.

I mean, look, don't get me wrong. She's a good woman.

What's the mission status?

GOOD FOR US, AND GOOD FOR AMERICA

First of all, I'd like to thank you for that upper decker you left me.

Incensed. Disillusioned by a government you blame for the death of your wife.

Can I suck your cock please

After workout with Dusty

What? You're lying.

I just can't chance it.

Well, I owed you one.

It's called sending a message.

No, just let him pass.

What I am good with is kicking ass and ripping throats.

I'm so sorry, Vicki.

NEVER EVER SAY, NEVER EVER..

Let me ask you a question.

Any time, any place.

Okay, I don't have any lubricant. Do you see any Wite-Out?

I'm going to fill you up.

No, seriously. You two are perfect for each other.

Zeke Pleshette. Constantine Bach. The Culebra brothers.

your shit does stink.

Yeah, I know what the X-5 is.

so if either of them got shot up...

Your companion's a very beautiful young woman.

I'll look at you and... Yeah, you'll know.

since we had intercourse last night...

I'm going to spill it.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Spread it Where the sun don't shine

So Cunth is gonna come after me? Well, bring it on.

which is about 10 miles from here.

Okay, I think I see you through the window.

Can I have a small latte?

I should have been in that van.

I'm not doing this for you.

A lot less dead than they are now.

Something like that. K-F-B-R-3-9-2.

I will suck your fucking dick.

Let's see, what do we got in here?

Thank you, MacGruber.

No, sir, I haven't.

Dead at the age of Who-the-Fuck-cares?

Listen to me, you piece of shit. Hoss and Zeke are...