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gather some intel?
He's untouchable.
I'm fucking MacGruber.
Two is a wonderful number.
They actually thought he was mentally handicapped.
What is it?
MacGruber. Oh, sweet.
Awesome! Check this out.
Just tell me what you want me to write
You're an amazing man.
Trying to keep up with changes
She was actually carrying his child at the time.
Yes!
Vicki, that ball bearing.
Oh! Oh! Oh! I got that guy! Did you see that?
Hoss Bender. Dead at the age of who-the-fuck-cares.
I like swirls
And I thank you for that.
Further. Further... Stop! Stop!
Stick it where the sun don't shine, Dieter.
After Casey, I made a promise to myself...
No, this time I can.
Fine.
Oh, well, I'm glad that you're having so much fun
Launch commencing in one minute.
I'm way ahead of you.
No fucking way.
What?
WE HAD SOME GOOD TIMES…WE’RE ABOUT TO HAVE SOME MORE
Might not be able to get food for a while, so we got enough...
I forget your question.
No, thank you. For trying to save my life.
It is imperative that Cunth does not get those codes.
All right, you guys strapped in?
I’ll suck as many dicks... I mean tell as many lies as I have to
ROGER, LETS FIX THIS!
On my way.
I like holes.
What would I want with a nuclear warhead?
The game has changed. But the players are the same!
- But they're really hard to find. - Yeah, I got it.
Remember, they think you're Hoss Bender...
Mac, if this is about Casey, she...
into a million, trillion little pieces.
Would you show Mr. MacGruber the door?
Goodbye, MacGruber.
No.
I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're saying.
I somehow stumbled on her cell phone.
I like swirls
''Sorry'' is not going to keep us safe from this goddamn warhead!
There's a big difference between winging it and seeing what happens Now Let's see WHat happens
And don't worry.
Is he that handsome to you?
I'm sorry, Mac.
Oh, you do? Well, then, I guess you'll see.
Let's get something straight.
I'm still alive.
No, you have nothing to be sorry about.
Really? Yeah.
I'm gonna go save the world.
Hand me that lncredi-Mop, and that is an order!
You forget l taught you everything you know.
I'm putting together a team.
Maybe one day...
Wonderful. Beautiful.
who are somehow connected to Dieter Von Cunth.
Down, down, down!
Oh, yeah!
I don’t know what I’m doing! I’m so fucked here!
MacGruber, MacGruber.
'Cause after I disarm this nuke...
You let him go?
Stupid Stupid
And this is a fucking asshole of a day.
No, I wasn't.
kill you right in front of him, and then...
Nice try.. where’s Michelle.
You killed Casey. You killed Casey!
They didn't feel he posed any real threat.
All right, we got a nuclear warhead to... Holy shit!
gather some intel?
Are you guys okay???
GOOD FOR US, AND GOOD FOR AMERICA
Thank you.
FUCK YOU DICK HEAD
This is so awesome!
And my gut tells me he's gonna use it soon.
Oh! Oh!
checking out all the cute guys at the party, Vicki...
Come and get it.
Your butt?
I might have cut back on the F-words a little.
Kill him.
Screw you, Cunth!
I guess l just felt threatened by you, believe it or not.
All right, Vick. If we're gonna draw this bastard out...
Pull over and let me out.
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We need you to come meet us out
Fuck you.
Im putting together a team... of gifs
take Vicki Gloria St. Elmo to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Oh, they're jazzed. How's everything at the P-Gon?
Number one or number two?
I'm doing it for all the innocent people out there...
Okay, okay. Okay, here goes.
You gotta help me. They want to kick me off the mission.
There's like a million wires in here
Understood. So what would you like us to do?
. .
Cause I'm not a fucking retard
MacGruber, come in.
MacGruber.
and whatever you do, just keep shooting.