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Rrrraagh!
abandoned by the husband you cuckolded,
And wait, where did you land?
Huh? Remember the Andes?
[all gasp] [body thud]
you just kinda go limp!
- What? - Out! Out, out, out, out, out, out, out!
- [crash] Sacre bleu! - Jesus Christ!
Limp? Heh. Oh right, like this guy
[speaks French]
so the crash never happened?!
and right when you hit the ground,
- Thousands! - Who gives a shit?!
Oh man, there's even more of 'em!
Now relax, you're gonna be fine.
- Never! - Oh, all right, sixty-forty!
Okay, Princess Highpockets, you're up.
Heh. Yikes. That's enough to make any guy
[flatulence]
And so, even if you had a passport and a ticket out,
- [whispers] Do you have a plan? - [weary sigh] I do, actually.
If the serpents and lizards and cannibals don't run into them first!
Like, what if you'd fixed the goddamn fuel pump
- Whom men pay for sex! - And sparkling conversation.
- One... two... threeeeek! - [Pam] Oof!