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Hi. Claire.
LIFT BELL
You meant 42.
We're quite happy. Settled.
You slag ! (LAUGHS)
Well, how old are you ?
I look old.
We'll have a daddy soon, sweetheart.
STOPS RINGING
I just wanted to win.
This is Arthur. We're looking for a new daddy. Any shape, size, colour.
You should see someone about that.
Come on.
< Atalanta !
# Get on down, you gotta help us go stumbling round
# With lots of things in that you can't really find
..short bloke.
# Do something quite spontaneous It's time to take a ride
It's me, me, me with you lardy-eyed whingeing patients.
# And around
It's my shitting bus, all right ?
Better-looking ? I've been going to the gym, doing the pecs and tum.
Mrs Matthews, you wanted to see me ?
So, you'd better get your big, chubby old eyes done before then.