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'Cause we have to talk about this birthday thing.

It would be better if you were unconscious. No.

You would never escape. Well, yes, I would. And I would survive.

What is Jim thinking? It's a birthday. So what if there's a lot of them?

Well it’s a calendly Lydia, so come on

because the sun is depleting my resources.

We're going to actually talk about it out here.

Okay, I will only need two things, a roll of duct tape and a knife.

Conference room? Yes. Conference room. Five minutes.

because the more, the merrier, right?

Okay, all right, yikes. Don't do that. You're going to break something.

It would be better if you were unconscious

Yeah. I work hard all day. I like knowing that there's going to be a break.

When Michael plays the hypothetical game, I always say yes.

If I don't have some cake soon, I might die.

I don't care who you talk to. Just make it happen.

I have hemorrhoids

Hey, Jim. Hey, guys.

and hamburgers, and to walk upright,

Dwight and I are going out. He will return later, but I will not.

It's not with a group of guys frolicking around in tents. It's one guy

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to do some work so I will be in here.

No. No way. I am not a machine, Jim.

Well, I say it's better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally,

I totally did. I love camping. Anything can happen.

You can only wear the clothes that you have on,

I have hemorrhoids.

"I don't see the harm in that." Well, it's a cake, Toby, so come on.

It would be better if you were unconscious

and clothing and television,