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peach cobbler, Fudgie the Whale, mushroom caps...
My birthday was two months ago.
It would be better if you were unconscious
Spin. I'm trying to confuse your sense of direction.
Happy birthday to you
and some sort of joke gift and makes a toast.
Yes. Kelly's was last week, remember?
Let's put it this way. No, I do not.
No. The choice is actually yours. Are you sure you want to do this?
Well, if you take a look at this, I tented my pants.
Yeah. Phyllis called me Michael.
to keep my neck nice and comfortable.
(ALL SINGING) Happy birthday to you
Starting to feel it a little bit.
I'll take them. Well, nobody's touching my cobbler.
Oh. So, terrible idea.
Well. Is that it? Or...
He didn't want to have to struggle to survive.
It was this amazing, beautiful...
What’s that?
oh i can't go today. I am donating blood
and you can only use the stuff that you have in your pockets.
We're talking about nothing. Come on, gang.
Yeah. All right.
(SINGING HIGH HARMONY) Happy birthday, dear Leilah. Happy birthday to you.
And the asbestos.
How often can you actually donate blood?
I have Hemerrhoids
They'll know what that means.
I lied to Michael. I said that I would leave him alone, but I will not.
Me likey the ice cream cake, okay? Fudgie the Whale.
Happy birthday, buddy.
So I have fashioned my hat back into my pants
I really didn't think I was gonna have a good time, but I did.