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Here's your knife. Thank you.
Then I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips
That's what who said?
I really prefer Devil's Food Cake.
Why don't you just have an apple?
Just the two of us from this point out.
Do you want to do this right or not?
Putin wasn’t invited to the queen’s funeral
to leave me for dead. No. I would never leave you for dead.
What am I supposed to do with two cakes and a pie?
Wild, and I have to say, these little buggers are damn tasty as well.
Things like squirrels,
What?
Most days I just sit and wait for the break.
I finally had to say, "No more s'mores. No more s'mores."
I will remain close by to provide unseen moral support.
Claude’s Great. He's Great. But Sometimes He Can Be A Little Bit Much.
4:58 on a Friday. People sang in the parking lot.
Wish I could’ve got with Seth on that cool Op!
Wish I could have gone with Ryan on that cool retreat.
When Jan and I had satellite, we used to watch a reality show called Survivorman.
How many lines is your commit? Is there a limit?
I will let harm befall him. I will even let him die.
Is there a limit?
I will also be taking a personal day tomorrow
which would make it about 2:00 in the afternoon.
Can you smell the trees and the nature?
to lighten the tension when things sort of get hard.
Yep.
Jimbo. Andy.
oh i can't go today. I am donating blood.
Apparently they already knew everything they needed to know about him.
That's what who said?
The Sun Is In The 2/3rds Easterly Quadrant Which Would Make It About 2:00 In The Afternoon
And here's your duct tape. Good.
I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office.
Look at those wrinkles. Blacks do crack. Not crack the drug.