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...and lock you in a room and keep you there...
Oh, God.
Put the sandwiches in the freezer, and then as soon as I reach Doug...
Yeah? Well, fuck you and your faggy revolution.
- Silas. - Are you gonna back me or not?
What did you have for breakfast?
Did she even say where she was going?
And it's a bad time.
Not anymore.
- Maria and I had sex. - What?
- You sure it won't get towed? - It's a secure lot. It'll be fine for a night.
- You will come. - I said I would.
Nothing crazy, just a nice little farm where I can grow pot...
- Who are the girls? - My daughters.
I'm thinking of buying some land in Mexico.
After I kill everyone he loves.
I could get some pot.
- What happened? - Nothing.
Okay? I'm gonna go take a bath.
...in a Mom-loving way.
Dear Dana: