Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That doesn't make any sense. I've seen lots of people on drugs and ...
Oh god, there's hope for us yet.
It was a part of our world ...
Ah, sure I believe she's resting just now.
It's always a pleasure doing business with you. It is indeed.
so this is Buddy Kupfer and his lovely family.
It's almost time, kids. The clock is ticking.
Stop it!
He runs Silver Shamrock, the Halloween mask people.
Thanks again.
Santa Mira.
please hang up and try again.
We've gotta do something, call somebody. Huh?
The lady's going to get the very best possible treatment. I promise you that.
Sierra Mesa still making you drink your ass off? - Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Just ashes and car parts.
volatile chemicals, very dangerous. I wouldn't want to put anybody in any danger. - Oh sure, I understand.
I don't know. Your father came into the hospital. He ...
German.
Did you load this one?
Where the hell have you been? I waited all night. Shut up, shut up. Linda, shut up. Listen, listen.
Mrs. Smith.
I do love a good joke. And this is the best ever. A joke on the children.
Minnie Blankenship. He never showed up.
When?
We've lost him.
The third commercial, it's still on. Please.
I really gotta go. - Dan, you promised.
Aren't you just ... the least bit tired?
He just walked up outta the rain.
* Two more days to Halloween, Halloween, Halloween * * Two more days to Halloween, Silver Shamrock. *
What's famous? You really don't know?
Tonight's just for fun. A way of saying thank you to all our good customers.
* Two more days to Halloween, Halloween ... *
Stonehenge.
Oh, that's great. Hey honey, it's a freebie!
Papa really loved this place ...
I mean. My four-year-old was throwing the thing against the wall.
You've been busy.
A great man, Conal Cochran. A true genius.
Maybe they know something.
I'm sorry. We cannot complete your call as dialed.
Sure did. Last week. A man in an old green station wagon.
I mean less there's gonna be trouble. There's not gonna be any trouble, in it.
It’s getting late and I could use a drink.
Oh, my God.
And if he is ...
And right there's Little Buddy.
Oh, sorry.
You Just Can't Win
10:00 a.m., Saturday. Please.
See you later.
That's right, three horrifiic masks to choose from.
-Oh. - Little place. Not too far away.
Oh, thank you, sir.
No, we haven't. You'll see.
Wait. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
I suppose you shopped at the new mall like everybody else, huh?
Derrick Smith ... at Stonehenge.
8:48 p.m.
Conal Cochran, the all-time genius of the practical joke.
Yes. Thanks, I will. - Bye.
The immortal classic,
to sit by our fires of turf.
I'm older than I look.
Do you remember that transaction?
It's the last Halloween for that lousy factory of his.
someone hasn't been tampering with this stuff.
Where the hell have you been? I waited all night. Shut up, shut up. Linda, shut up. Listen, listen.
here to see Mr. Cochran. - Yes, Mr. Kupfer. Welcome.
Real soon, little buddy. - Buddy, my feet are killing me. - Honey, come on. The fun's just startin'.
Hallo.
No ... but you can talk to someone who might.
Operator, this is an emergency. I wanna ... I'm sorry.
I'll call... - Tell me where you're going to stay. - No, I can't remember the name of the hotel.