Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hello. Okay.
We came up with that idea together, but mostly me.
Text me.
And don't be creepin on my Pinterest, *****!
Well, you're not the only one running around punching people today.
- Just don't conceive. - Mm.
and tried on the dress Wesley gave me.
[CELL PHONES CHIMING]
Are you DUFFing me?
Take me on this table right now.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
Homecoming tickets, homecoming.
Wes, the dress?
Cool. That's crazy.
It's happening.
What?
GIRL 1: He's gotta be so embarrassed.
I know, right?
- I don't know. It's a fair amount. WESLEY: Okay.
I can't believe it. Congratulations.
Shh.
Because I can't find anything. Do you think short, long?
Shouldn't you be working with a partner?
Yeah, excuse me.
Okay, I think I can probably finish this later.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
Mom, I've been through all of your stages, okay?
As she would tell you herself, she's the hottest girl in school.
I could tell from across the room that we might be into each other.
And since I got into Northwestern, we can visit each other.
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
- No. Get out. - This guy. This guy is.
So, you have to pass the chemistry midterm, okay?
No.
You're using me to try to get closer to Jess and Casey,
Says it on there.
or richer than you,
WESLEY: On one condition.
Someone's pool need cleaning?
BIANCA: But it was just me.
But it will be.
Should I've gone with wiener in your mouth?
Please, Wes, you're embarrassed to be seen with me at school.
That's a bit vanilla. Pardon the pun.
Homecoming king. Come on up.
have been compromised by the stench of cyber bullying.
Well, we'll see. This is all so new for me.
My darling Don't go away
No, no. Just having some me time at my locker.
Oh, uh-oh.
You ever heard the phrase The pen is mightier than the sword?
Mazel tov, Dottie.
Oh, and Wesley? He passed science.
BIANCA: Wes had made me see the school differently,
acting as, like, the gatekeeper to their better-looking friends.
Oh.
- Tell me what you think. Be brutal. - Okay.
Look out. Okay. Heh.
You need to start dressing more like you, and less like Wreck-It Ralph.
Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
Do you know what that means? That means retaliation videos.
Oh, no, she's right, B. You are by far the smartest one
No one at all? Any takers?
Really?
Today was only day one.
I wish you would've thought of that before.
There will be no Vine, no Flickr, no Tumblr,
[WOMAN SCREAMING ON COMPUTER]
You hungry? I'm hungry.
- From next door? - Okay.
Oh, no, heh, not... I'm not going out with Wes.
BIANCA: Well, you don't.
GIRL 2: Yeah. It says, That mannequin just made out with a five.
and put some stuff in the words and make it pop?
to find the perfect date, the perfect outfit,
[GRUNTS]
MAN: Wesley, will you get the door?!
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
Hey, I see you have a reusable bag.
Yeah, that's not where I was going with that.
about what other people think about you.
that changes your perspective on everything.
You don't even get it. This is not my dream.
- How's this Friday? - This Friday, hmm,
- Not a word. - Well, irregardless of that...
- on my best friends, but thanks. - Well, I mean, it kind of is, though.
You've got to be kidding me.
So, yeah, um, I need to chronicle everything.
Like, I thought you were saying that they were into me.
- I'm so proud of you. Good job. - Ah.
Look, I'm sorry about Toby.
- Oh, did you have fun in here? - No.
[TOBY LAUGHS]
Toby Tucker, I've loved you for a long time.
Yeah, it is.
Oh, my God, you do this before every dance.
And we can't be Bianca, Jess and Casey without Bianca.
[IN SLOW MOTION] Don't stop.
Hey-oh!
- No, no one wants that. WESLEY: Graze them.
- Step six... - Let's let the steps go.
Hey, get your homecoming tickets now.
Just a vest. Okay, MacGyver.
MAN: What do you want me to say? I have nothing to say.
That's what sucking at life looks like. Oh.
- B... - Please, just go home.
- Yeah, totally. - Yeah, totally.
Here we go. Yeah.
- Wes gave it to me. - Oh, what are you two doing tonight?
I will not be attending.
But I wasn't even trying to hook up with Wesley Rush.
How do we look together? How do we look together?
Do they do other things together
His name's Toby Tucker. Maybe you've heard of him.
Whoa, someone's in a mood. Lighten up.
- Granola. - Granola?
I've never had anybody go on a punching spree for me before.
Now, don't go away
I, uh... I kind of just got back together with Madison.
And whatever you write, I'm running it as our lead, so make it count.
BIANCA: It didn't matter what group you were in, it was unavoidable.
GIRL: For generations of high-schoolers,