Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

BIANCA: It didn't matter what group you were in, it was unavoidable.
But it will be.
Today was only day one.
Yeah, excuse me.
Do they do other things together
- Granola. - Granola?
Well, we'll see. This is all so new for me.
about what other people think about you.
Homecoming king. Come on up.
Because I can't find anything. Do you think short, long?
That's what sucking at life looks like. Oh.
- Just don't conceive. - Mm.
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
Shouldn't you be working with a partner?
- Not a word. - Well, irregardless of that...
- Oh, did you have fun in here? - No.
- I'm so proud of you. Good job. - Ah.
GIRL 2: Yeah. It says, That mannequin just made out with a five.
Are you DUFFing me?
[TOBY LAUGHS]
Now, don't go away
Well, you're not the only one running around punching people today.
No.
I wish you would've thought of that before.
And we can't be Bianca, Jess and Casey without Bianca.
- Yeah, totally. - Yeah, totally.
Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
Cool. That's crazy.
- How's this Friday? - This Friday, hmm,
So, yeah, um, I need to chronicle everything.
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
and put some stuff in the words and make it pop?
Mazel tov, Dottie.
[GRUNTS]
And don't be creepin on my Pinterest, *****!
Hey-oh!
- B... - Please, just go home.
- Tell me what you think. Be brutal. - Okay.
You hungry? I'm hungry.
I've never had anybody go on a punching spree for me before.
You've got to be kidding me.
So, you have to pass the chemistry midterm, okay?
BIANCA: Wes had made me see the school differently,
Okay, I think I can probably finish this later.
His name's Toby Tucker. Maybe you've heard of him.
Hello. Okay.
Like, I thought you were saying that they were into me.
And since I got into Northwestern, we can visit each other.
I will not be attending.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
Someone's pool need cleaning?
to find the perfect date, the perfect outfit,
- No, no one wants that. WESLEY: Graze them.
You're using me to try to get closer to Jess and Casey,
Hey, I see you have a reusable bag.
MAN: What do you want me to say? I have nothing to say.
- Wes gave it to me. - Oh, what are you two doing tonight?
You don't even get it. This is not my dream.
[CELL PHONES CHIMING]
BIANCA: But it was just me.
Look out. Okay. Heh.
Toby Tucker, I've loved you for a long time.
There will be no Vine, no Flickr, no Tumblr,
What?
Do you know what that means? That means retaliation videos.
Oh, no, she's right, B. You are by far the smartest one
Whoa, someone's in a mood. Lighten up.
have been compromised by the stench of cyber bullying.
- No. Get out. - This guy. This guy is.
But I wasn't even trying to hook up with Wesley Rush.
GIRL: For generations of high-schoolers,
Oh, uh-oh.
Says it on there.
Shh.
And whatever you write, I'm running it as our lead, so make it count.
Mom, I've been through all of your stages, okay?
[IN SLOW MOTION] Don't stop.
Oh, my God, you do this before every dance.
You ever heard the phrase The pen is mightier than the sword?
GIRL 1: He's gotta be so embarrassed.
Take me on this table right now.
No, no. Just having some me time at my locker.
We came up with that idea together, but mostly me.
Yeah, it is.
Just a vest. Okay, MacGyver.
I can't believe it. Congratulations.
Homecoming tickets, homecoming.
- From next door? - Okay.
Oh.
and tried on the dress Wesley gave me.
Yeah, that's not where I was going with that.
- Step six... - Let's let the steps go.
- I don't know. It's a fair amount. WESLEY: Okay.
How do we look together? How do we look together?
WESLEY: On one condition.
BIANCA: Well, you don't.
- on my best friends, but thanks. - Well, I mean, it kind of is, though.
No one at all? Any takers?
Hey, get your homecoming tickets now.
Text me.
My darling Don't go away
That's a bit vanilla. Pardon the pun.
I could tell from across the room that we might be into each other.
Wes, the dress?
acting as, like, the gatekeeper to their better-looking friends.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
As she would tell you herself, she's the hottest girl in school.
Oh, no, heh, not... I'm not going out with Wes.
that changes your perspective on everything.
You need to start dressing more like you, and less like Wreck-It Ralph.
Really?
It's happening.
I know, right?
Here we go. Yeah.
[WOMAN SCREAMING ON COMPUTER]
or richer than you,
Oh, and Wesley? He passed science.
I, uh... I kind of just got back together with Madison.
MAN: Wesley, will you get the door?!
Look, I'm sorry about Toby.
Please, Wes, you're embarrassed to be seen with me at school.
Should I've gone with wiener in your mouth?