Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

GIRL 1: Oh, my God, he called her a five. Ha, ha.

maybe you took baths with them when you were little,

WOMAN: That is not a good look.

That was Florida. Seems like a long time ago.

No? Not for you? Okay. Um...

I'm going out with Toby. Toby's the guy that I like.

Good for you. Good talk. You know what? Get back out there.

This is just getting weird now.

this early in the morning, okay?

You were on a date with Toby.

You know, people like you don't hang out

My cousin Charlie Piper?

A friend of mine was wondering,

- who videotape everything. WESLEY: Oh, here we go.

I want you to walk over and get his phone number.

Wow, that is an interesting dress.

- What? - I said, go on with the story,

You could be on the cover of GQ. Back cover.

Step two: Time to show the world who you are.

What...? You're not into Wesley, are you?

- You are very talented. - It's really perfect, Jess.

I don't care about 15. She's a ten.

You know, I was thinking maybe retail slut or just slut whore.

Yeah, but I don't feel like going.

Oh, I don't think he meant me too.

I know. I have my first Internet date.

Just forget it.

No, like I said, it's the poetry of the chord progression

so I just kind of scooted it on over here.

[CROWD LAUGHING]

MADISON: Get out of my way.

My special place. You'll see.

How about tonight you just worry about what you think about you?

Is this one of your lessons?

But such powerful women?

It's not like a big deal, okay? I mean, like, every group of friends has one.

BIANCA: There you go. - Thank you.

I'm my own best friend

MAN: Can we do one more...? - Okay, not again.

Here are my chemistry notes, okay?

Guys, I don't see Toby.

I know you miss me.

Okay, perfect. Hold that pose.

I couldn't get through three words of that.

You called me fat and ugly, Wesley.

Oh no, no, no, no

WESLEY: Oh, monster voice sexy.

- Have you met me? - Okay.

Catfish? Pretty Little Liars?

a place without labels.

You label everybody to try to keep them down,

I am late for an event.

Yeah, all right.

And then she was all like, Bitch, if I wanted your opinion, I'd ask.

WESLEY: I deserved that.

Yes, please. Ha, ha.

Hey, I got your message.

- It was kind of beautiful. - Yeah, it was.

WOMAN: I do everything around this house, and you don't do...

- This is a good one. - Aw, heh.

We're... No? You're...

Guys can be DUFFs too, okay?

BIANCA: Yes. All right. - Okay.

BIANCA: Hey. - Hey.

Well, it is a little...

BIANCA: Do you think he didn't come?

- Who wants to know? - The only man in your life.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

MAN: Save it for therapy, okay, honey?

Is it intimidating?

Today of all days? Are you kidding me?

and have the perfect evening.

Here. Lots of options for you.

- Toby. - Tuba?

- Yeah. - So I'm gonna...

to make sure that I was doing my homework.

OH HELL YA THEY CAN....

BIANCA: It could not have gotten worse.

That's probably a good idea.

Wes, if I wanted to go shopping and talk about girly stuff,

who suffer from performance anxiety.

and it worked for you and it didn't work for me,

It’s a wiener!

Well, I can't seem to talk to him

Please don't start with the universe with me

Heh, okay, you know what? Here, you can have it.

WESLEY: No, no, if you're doing homework, I'm gonna kill myself.

I know. That just makes me more exotic on the site.

Because you, my friend, are a juvenile dipshit.

Even got a little action. I didn't have to do anything.

- Hey, Bianca, about the other... - Shh, shh, shh.

- I'm a regular Bela Lugosi. - Who?

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- Excuse me, I might. - Mm?

Hey, dummy humper, I found you a new boyfriend in health class.

I'm... I'm sorry, I didn't...

BIANCA: So, what does homecoming mean to me?

Ahem. Uh, sure is, yeah.

Honey, forget about the five stages. I have got some real advice for you.

Look at you not in a pantsuit.

And I realize now that none of this matters to me.

- no Tinder, no Facebook, no Hulu... - Just say no Internet. We get it.

I was cruising the halls with my two best friends.

And I thank you.