Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The video was hysterical. Eat a dick.

Oh, my God. There it is, there it is. You know what? No, no, no.

And if he's still weird, he's a jackass.

[COMPUTER BEEPING]

How dare you? You love those foam faces.

But you're the only one in this whole school

Well, hallelujah, okay?

That sounds like an awesome episode of Dateline.

For what it's worth, what you wrote here

I just thought I'd branch out.

Oh, yeah, I'm doing a video about the party for my YouTube channel.

You want me to what?

Lab partner's got this.

BIANCA: Can't wait. Should I bring anything or...?

- with some bro-valent electrons? - Yeah.

Mm, Wesley, you wouldn't be in my life

And subconsciously I knew it too.

Are you filming me?

These are useless.

BIANCA: Meet Madison Morgan.

Just don't tear me down for not giving a shit about your labels,

It's because you're using me to make yourselves look better.

But it... That wasn't what it looked like.

I will make sure you pass science if you help me with this.

- [IN NORMAL VOICE] There you go. - Not bad. You still got it.

in the tiny sweatpants, and it got dark.

- Mm. - And dancer.

Are you feeling a little better?

Well, make some more friends and tell them.

Take good care of her. I'm gonna get the hell out of this section.

You know, I'm really tired. I think we should just take a break.

BIANCA: But one night divine inspiration struck.

I always wanted to do that to the coach's board.

CAITLYN: I love your outfit. - Caitlyn, can you make sure

Game tape, for review. This is what you look like

- what I should do about it, and... - You should talk to them.

[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

Ah, yeah, I'm just really feeling this sushi.

Toi après un massage Chi Nei Tsang

I could've done that with Jess and Casey.

I just mean you're not a fashion expert.

Okay, look, it was just the tryouts, all right?

She looks great. She's pulling it off.

I want you to step out of your comfort zone

Yeah, on second thought,

[CELL PHONES RINGING AND BUZZING]

So you're an honest dipshit, and that's what counts.

You said I could use it.

- Ha-ha-ha. - [IN JAPANESE ACCENT] This is not...

I'm gonna look like Hillary Clinton, Mom.

how many guys ask you questions about Jess and Casey?

I'm feeling inspired.

I just thought it would be, you know, more personal.

you mix red and white, you get rose.

Wesley, I'm what's known as pre-famous.

I mean, how have you been, after that video came out?

I've actually been making a lot of poor choices with my toppings lately.

Jess and Casey.

How's she doing?

Really? What kind of light...?

- All right. - Okay, bye.

I just mean that you look good, but you don't look like you.

- Unibooben. - Sí, uniboob.

It's the only way I can get into college.

made me so thirsty. I'm gonna get a drink.

Don’t text me back then, Dickface

Step three, okay? Smile more.

You can expect to go through five stages.

That was... Uh, that was practice.

I wouldn't wanna be anybody else.

- Nope. - This one might be my favorite yet.

I give you Think Rock.

Not a lot of people would have the balls to say all that.

I mean, Jess is, like, an amazing actress.

You're honored and thrilled to lend that Bianca Piper magic?

I know it sucks, but maybe it's the universe

WESLEY: Okay, you, Toby. Let's get started.

and tell them that you're into them.

- Please, Wesley, help Bianca? - Ha, ha.

And I've just been thinking about some stuff, and I just...

A dating site. I signed up for all of them.

Achieve your goals.

Okay, it's not the end of the world.

ROBIN: Is that Bianca Piper?

Okay, just because you think one of us is better-looking than you...

Hey, DUFF queen, wanna show me some of them moves?

BIANCA: Despite missing my ex-best friends, my mom was right.

- Without Jess and Casey... - Hey, Jess, Casey.

Worst scenario is if you get seated at a table right across from each other.

I was now the least-liked person in it.

telling you, you need to be there.

[CELL PHONE CHIMES]

BIANCA [ON PHONE]: Oh, Toby.

WESLEY: Well, can't we talk to Coach Grant about it?

I mean, the angles weren't even from where I was sitting.

All right, I just talked with the guys, and I told them we're going alone.

Shaw's over. Just Bianca.

Let's do this shit.

I could sense that good things were about to happen.

And so my mom used to stand outside my room