Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

CAITLYN: I love your outfit. - Caitlyn, can you make sure

Ah, yeah, I'm just really feeling this sushi.

Worst scenario is if you get seated at a table right across from each other.

I could've done that with Jess and Casey.

[CELL PHONE CHIMES]

I just mean that you look good, but you don't look like you.

[COMPUTER BEEPING]

And subconsciously I knew it too.

Oh, my God. There it is, there it is. You know what? No, no, no.

That was... Uh, that was practice.

I've actually been making a lot of poor choices with my toppings lately.

BIANCA: Can't wait. Should I bring anything or...?

- Mm. - And dancer.

[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

- All right. - Okay, bye.

Achieve your goals.

- Please, Wesley, help Bianca? - Ha, ha.

You're honored and thrilled to lend that Bianca Piper magic?

I mean, how have you been, after that video came out?

you mix red and white, you get rose.

Oh, yeah, I'm doing a video about the party for my YouTube channel.

BIANCA [ON PHONE]: Oh, Toby.

Hey, DUFF queen, wanna show me some of them moves?

All right, I just talked with the guys, and I told them we're going alone.

I give you Think Rock.

Wesley, I'm what's known as pre-famous.

How's she doing?

[CELL PHONES RINGING AND BUZZING]

Well, make some more friends and tell them.

telling you, you need to be there.

- what I should do about it, and... - You should talk to them.

Don’t text me back then, Dickface

- with some bro-valent electrons? - Yeah.

She looks great. She's pulling it off.

made me so thirsty. I'm gonna get a drink.

- Nope. - This one might be my favorite yet.

BIANCA: Meet Madison Morgan.

For what it's worth, what you wrote here

But you're the only one in this whole school

And if he's still weird, he's a jackass.

You want me to what?

I'm gonna look like Hillary Clinton, Mom.

I want you to step out of your comfort zone

Okay, just because you think one of us is better-looking than you...

I just mean you're not a fashion expert.

I just thought it would be, you know, more personal.

That sounds like an awesome episode of Dateline.

Jess and Casey.

Mm, Wesley, you wouldn't be in my life

WESLEY: Well, can't we talk to Coach Grant about it?

You can expect to go through five stages.

- Ha-ha-ha. - [IN JAPANESE ACCENT] This is not...

- [IN NORMAL VOICE] There you go. - Not bad. You still got it.

Yeah, on second thought,

It's the only way I can get into college.

- Without Jess and Casey... - Hey, Jess, Casey.

I'm feeling inspired.

Just don't tear me down for not giving a shit about your labels,

WESLEY: Okay, you, Toby. Let's get started.

Take good care of her. I'm gonna get the hell out of this section.

Let's do this shit.

and tell them that you're into them.

Step three, okay? Smile more.

You know, I'm really tired. I think we should just take a break.

These are useless.

But it... That wasn't what it looked like.

I mean, Jess is, like, an amazing actress.

in the tiny sweatpants, and it got dark.

Well, hallelujah, okay?

And so my mom used to stand outside my room

BIANCA: But one night divine inspiration struck.

Really? What kind of light...?

Not a lot of people would have the balls to say all that.

Are you feeling a little better?

You said I could use it.

I mean, the angles weren't even from where I was sitting.

How dare you? You love those foam faces.

So you're an honest dipshit, and that's what counts.

I just thought I'd branch out.

how many guys ask you questions about Jess and Casey?

I will make sure you pass science if you help me with this.

ROBIN: Is that Bianca Piper?

Are you filming me?

I wouldn't wanna be anybody else.

- Unibooben. - Sí, uniboob.

Game tape, for review. This is what you look like

Toi après un massage Chi Nei Tsang

The video was hysterical. Eat a dick.

I always wanted to do that to the coach's board.

And I've just been thinking about some stuff, and I just...

I could sense that good things were about to happen.

Okay, look, it was just the tryouts, all right?

Lab partner's got this.

BIANCA: Despite missing my ex-best friends, my mom was right.

Okay, it's not the end of the world.

I know it sucks, but maybe it's the universe

Shaw's over. Just Bianca.

I was now the least-liked person in it.

It's because you're using me to make yourselves look better.

A dating site. I signed up for all of them.