Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's kind of like us right now.

BIANCA: The world gave me the gift of in visibility,

Oh, perfect. No more of Bianca's almost-ironic tweets for the day.

but it shouldn't affect how you see yourself.

because in the end, they're meaningless.

Don't tell me. Tell Toby.

- On a school night? - Yeah, I can do that.

- You wanna know why? - Yeah.

So you'll do it?

[BOTH LAUGHING]

BIANCA: No, no. WESLEY: Touch them.

Do you wanna see something hysterical? Hold on.

Well, people don't know that.

BIANCA:And just like that, she became Dottie Piper,

And then you think.

Put your arm around me. Whoops.

This is Toby too.

Step five: Take a few hits.

[CELL PHONE CHIMES]

- Well, I know my boobs. - Okay.

- Oh, man, you're so good. - Thank you so much.

because I do not subscribe to the American ideal of feminine beauty.

- Now I know you... - Ha, ha.

BIANCA: And, you know, maybe... - No.

WESLEY: You see why I need that scholarship?

You know my boy A.J., freshman on the football team?

And that made me...

not-so-accidental touching, making out. Game on.

I'm a toppings consultant.

- and I don't really know when... - Honey, stop.

Hey, ready to go get down

Got it. I'll remember that if you remember no more duck face.

- A dark booth? Yeah. - Ah! I love it when you talk dirty to me.

- Ready. - Okay, okay. Lean in.

If this was a porn movie,

JDate? You're not Jewish.

Looked horrible, by the way, all that reading.

Super aggressive. Look, if this is gonna work,

- Mm. Oof! - Ew!

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

- Finally, acceptance. - Well, we all gotta go sometime.

but I actually took the liberty of making a reservation already.

- Attagirl. - I know.

Well, I mean, I'm more of a tongue guy myself, but...

My life is an audition for reality TV.

I wanna be my own person.

That was an awesome lesson. I'm humiliated.

JESS & CASEY: Hey, Principal Buchanon.

about a month before homecoming.

That is so cool.

Yeah. From the Bible.

Is there a problem?

On again, off again, a thousand times.

Let's see. Oh, yeah, what about this one?

There it is. I gotta say, this is some of my best work.

BIANCA: Holy shit. I was the DUFF.

that people make when it comes to toppings?

because that's your job as their DUFF.

Well, it turns out the shrubs have bitches

BIANCA: I never knew why I couldn't talk to Toby.

- Oh. Did we blow a fuse? - I guess we did.

I don't like people thinking of my ex-boyfriend

- I don't know where Toby is. - Come dance with us.

[OINKING ON PHONE]

Drop them in the box.

Fight on, Blue Devils.

I think I have an idea.

WESLEY: Ever been kicked in the nuts?

Ha, ha. It took a few hours.

There you go. Better?

[CELL PHONE CHIMES]

когда тебе светит еще 1 кредит

No, I didn't, I didn't. Yes, you did.

BIANCA: In the past, her threat alone

We had actual facial expressions.

Hey, Jess. Hey, Casey. Homecoming tickets?

Oh, is it too formal?

[IN BRITISH ACCENT] This one goes to 11.

- Mom. - Sorry.

Everything and everyone can suck it.

- No duck head. - Duck face.

- Wesley, get the door! WESLEY: Okay, enough, I got it.

Oh, God, please, make it...

- Hey there, Jess and Casey. JESS: Hey

I was feeling, like, a draft over when I was here,

and whatever the hell else they do to each other nowadays.

Heh. Oh, that's rich, coming from this guy

[STRUMMING GUITAR]

but now they just annoy the shit out of you?

Inspire us. Remember, the pen is mightier than the sword.

No, it's a bratwurst.

This school, this entire school, is filled with cyber bullies.

Achieve your goals.

Now, that's a school-lunch story. Boom.

Just the gal I was hoping for.

- Is that good? WESLEY: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

BIANCA: I love your eyes. They're so... - Just make that go away.

- Okay, here, just rub my shoulders. - Right.

I'll rip it right off.

- Hmm? Question? You do. BIANCA: Uh... Heh.

And that's him, Toby Tucker.

Don't we just look so cute together?

Hey, Jess. Hey, Casey.

Yeah, um, forget about it. Just go home.

But you're missing the meat of the story.

Antidisestablishmentarianism.

What are we, 5 years old?

- It's a joke. - It's a YouTube video?

Girls, party at my place. I'm sure you've heard of it.

Yeah, just get the food.

Lighting, dark booth. Got it. What's next?

We got this. Come here. All right.

Man, I guess I am.

hitting it with someone like you.

- What the hell? - You embarrassed?

Not as a Motel 6, Wes.

I'm just saying, I would never call anyone fat or ugly.

Then came Guy 21. Couldn't shut him up.

I'm gonna give you a lesson.