Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

BIANCA: I love your eyes. They're so... - Just make that go away.

- Oh. Did we blow a fuse? - I guess we did.

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No, it's a bratwurst.

Antidisestablishmentarianism.

Step five: Take a few hits.

It's kind of like us right now.

Man, I guess I am.

BIANCA: Holy shit. I was the DUFF.

BIANCA: In the past, her threat alone

JESS & CASEY: Hey, Principal Buchanon.

- Okay, here, just rub my shoulders. - Right.

My life is an audition for reality TV.

- Hmm? Question? You do. BIANCA: Uh... Heh.

- On a school night? - Yeah, I can do that.

I'm a toppings consultant.

Don't we just look so cute together?

Got it. I'll remember that if you remember no more duck face.

- I don't know where Toby is. - Come dance with us.

Super aggressive. Look, if this is gonna work,

I wanna be my own person.

and whatever the hell else they do to each other nowadays.

Well, I mean, I'm more of a tongue guy myself, but...

Ha, ha. It took a few hours.

- and I don't really know when... - Honey, stop.

BIANCA: I never knew why I couldn't talk to Toby.

There it is. I gotta say, this is some of my best work.

WESLEY: You see why I need that scholarship?

No, I didn't, I didn't. Yes, you did.

That is so cool.

Lighting, dark booth. Got it. What's next?

Oh, God, please, make it...

You know my boy A.J., freshman on the football team?

because I do not subscribe to the American ideal of feminine beauty.

So you'll do it?

- Now I know you... - Ha, ha.

Drop them in the box.

Heh. Oh, that's rich, coming from this guy

that people make when it comes to toppings?

- Mom. - Sorry.

JDate? You're not Jewish.

Is there a problem?

Now, that's a school-lunch story. Boom.

I'm gonna give you a lesson.

I don't like people thinking of my ex-boyfriend

[BOTH LAUGHING]

And then you think.

Girls, party at my place. I'm sure you've heard of it.

That was an awesome lesson. I'm humiliated.

Not as a Motel 6, Wes.

- What the hell? - You embarrassed?

[CELL PHONE CHIMES]

- Is that good? WESLEY: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

hitting it with someone like you.

- No duck head. - Duck face.

Well, people don't know that.

But you're missing the meat of the story.

Well, it turns out the shrubs have bitches

I was feeling, like, a draft over when I was here,

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

And that made me...

Fight on, Blue Devils.

WESLEY: Ever been kicked in the nuts?

not-so-accidental touching, making out. Game on.

- Ready. - Okay, okay. Lean in.

If this was a porn movie,

Don't tell me. Tell Toby.

We had actual facial expressions.

Put your arm around me. Whoops.

[IN BRITISH ACCENT] This one goes to 11.

There you go. Better?

On again, off again, a thousand times.

- Attagirl. - I know.

Inspire us. Remember, the pen is mightier than the sword.

Looked horrible, by the way, all that reading.

Hey, Jess. Hey, Casey.

Oh, perfect. No more of Bianca's almost-ironic tweets for the day.

Yeah, just get the food.

Achieve your goals.

Yeah, um, forget about it. Just go home.

- Finally, acceptance. - Well, we all gotta go sometime.

BIANCA: And, you know, maybe... - No.

- Oh, man, you're so good. - Thank you so much.

Just the gal I was hoping for.

This school, this entire school, is filled with cyber bullies.

[OINKING ON PHONE]

Hey, Jess. Hey, Casey. Homecoming tickets?

because that's your job as their DUFF.

- Wesley, get the door! WESLEY: Okay, enough, I got it.

because in the end, they're meaningless.

This is Toby too.

- It's a joke. - It's a YouTube video?

I'll rip it right off.

but I actually took the liberty of making a reservation already.

Everything and everyone can suck it.

What are we, 5 years old?

Yeah. From the Bible.

Hey, ready to go get down

Let's see. Oh, yeah, what about this one?

[CELL PHONE CHIMES]

Then came Guy 21. Couldn't shut him up.

BIANCA:And just like that, she became Dottie Piper,

- Well, I know my boobs. - Okay.

[STRUMMING GUITAR]

BIANCA: No, no. WESLEY: Touch them.

but it shouldn't affect how you see yourself.

- Mm. Oof! - Ew!

about a month before homecoming.

Oh, is it too formal?

We got this. Come here. All right.

I think I have an idea.

- Hey there, Jess and Casey. JESS: Hey

And that's him, Toby Tucker.

but now they just annoy the shit out of you?

- You wanna know why? - Yeah.

I'm just saying, I would never call anyone fat or ugly.

BIANCA: The world gave me the gift of in visibility,

- A dark booth? Yeah. - Ah! I love it when you talk dirty to me.

Do you wanna see something hysterical? Hold on.