Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is he trying to impress you?

[SCREAMS THEN SOBS]

- Do you wanna talk about it? - I'd like to not talk.

I think deep down I've always known you guys were prettier than me,

Oh, yeah. No. Um...

so take some pride in your appearance.

ARTHUR: No, don't worry about it. Step into my hallway.

That's actually pretty creative for Wes.

Oh, great, because I don't like your loops, okay?

All right. I'm just trying to get more of these thingies, these, uh, flirties.

for any reporter worth their salt

A lot of people... A lot of people saw it. Heh. I don't know.

just because I feel like I might say something stupid,

I haven't been kissed in years.

- Yes, I couldn't even... - Okay.

I'm taking a lot of hits today. All right, see you later.

I'll just flip the breakers, turn all the lights on.

You gotta ask me in monster voice.

- Everything okay? - Oh, yeah. No, uh, I was getting...

BOY: Yeah, Bianca! - Let's get the hell out of here.

It was definitely the dress.

Okay? That's messed up.

And if you don't know who it is, chances are it's you.

I'd really like to talk to you, okay? Call me back.

All right, deep breath.

Shh. So let me put this a little differently.

Off to a nice evening

- What? - Oh! Hey, let there be light, right?

a license to not give a shit.

- Uh, yeah, but I... - Good.

but, um, with all due respect, I'm...

And you, you're off my Snapchat.

Jess has the hottest ass.

JESS: B, it's a party.

you know, kind of hipster, maybe unique?

Here, Kelly, take the blue ones.

- The mall, noon, Saturday. - All right, cool.

BIANCA: In the end, it's not about popularity or even getting the guy.

Uh, yes, Jess and Casey.

Stop, stop. Edible Arrangement?

[STUDENTS LAUGHING]

That was stupid.

Did you want to go out with me, though?

I don't know about you,

- Now I know that you... - Ha, ha.

WOMAN: Everyone, get your phones.

You're messing with the wrong girl.

At least it only has six views.

Okay, look, I didn't mean it like that, all right? Urn...

Or Toby. Or anyone, for that matter.

- What do you mean? No, tell me. - Nothing, nothing. You look fantastic.

Okay, you've gotta pull it together, okay?

GIRL 2: Thank you.

[KEYBOARD CLICKING]

- I was... MADISON: Wesley?

No, literally, three words.

- So... - Mm-hm. What?

Got it. Thanks, A.J. You're sweet.

All right, let me tell you something.

I'm taking you off of my We Heart It and my Vine feed.

People like you will never matter.

- That's awesome. - Yeah.

Were we fake friends with her? Kind of.

Yeah, I'm somebody's DUFF.

Caitlyn, can you make sure you get a shot

That means you're being mentally tough and making decisions.

or, um, you know, cleaning my pool.

ROBIN: Awesome dress, Bianca. - Thanks, Robin.

BIANCA: The vibe. Darker the better.

Hey, is this seat taken?

Still, it felt pretty good, so...

[CLEARS THROAT]

But, um, if anything changes, I'll let you know.

My own best friend

Oh, uh, those are the baked crab rolls.

It's like a prison yard out there.

I was cruising the halls with my two best friends...

But that's good if you're happy.

To be honest, the saddest part about it is that

Bianca need Wesley help.

so I guess I will hold up mine.

CASEY: Ugh, they do not clean those mirrors.

A. Urkel. Asian Urkel.

BIANCA: What does homecoming mean to me?

and she would always make a direct beeline to this rock.

Ahem. Nope. Okay.

CASEY: So all of this because of some word?

Sorry, as their what?

Impress me to get to my friends.

wanna be friends with somebody like me?

BIANCA: And that's my mom.

Have you not seen Dateline?