Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Still, it felt pretty good, so...

Caitlyn, can you make sure you get a shot

Off to a nice evening

[KEYBOARD CLICKING]

Ahem. Nope. Okay.

I don't know about you,

- Everything okay? - Oh, yeah. No, uh, I was getting...

Stop, stop. Edible Arrangement?

[SCREAMS THEN SOBS]

That means you're being mentally tough and making decisions.

- Now I know that you... - Ha, ha.

- Uh, yeah, but I... - Good.

- I was... MADISON: Wesley?

But, um, if anything changes, I'll let you know.

Uh, yes, Jess and Casey.

But that's good if you're happy.

- Do you wanna talk about it? - I'd like to not talk.

Bianca need Wesley help.

I'm taking a lot of hits today. All right, see you later.

I'm taking you off of my We Heart It and my Vine feed.

All right, let me tell you something.

It's like a prison yard out there.

BIANCA: The vibe. Darker the better.

just because I feel like I might say something stupid,

ROBIN: Awesome dress, Bianca. - Thanks, Robin.

I was cruising the halls with my two best friends...

and she would always make a direct beeline to this rock.

- That's awesome. - Yeah.

JESS: B, it's a party.

but, um, with all due respect, I'm...

for any reporter worth their salt

All right. I'm just trying to get more of these thingies, these, uh, flirties.

Is he trying to impress you?

Here, Kelly, take the blue ones.

[STUDENTS LAUGHING]

so I guess I will hold up mine.

You gotta ask me in monster voice.

Oh, great, because I don't like your loops, okay?

I'll just flip the breakers, turn all the lights on.

Oh, uh, those are the baked crab rolls.

BIANCA: In the end, it's not about popularity or even getting the guy.

ARTHUR: No, don't worry about it. Step into my hallway.

CASEY: So all of this because of some word?

[CLEARS THROAT]

- What? - Oh! Hey, let there be light, right?

And you, you're off my Snapchat.

Were we fake friends with her? Kind of.

- What do you mean? No, tell me. - Nothing, nothing. You look fantastic.

a license to not give a shit.

You're messing with the wrong girl.

Have you not seen Dateline?

Sorry, as their what?

I'd really like to talk to you, okay? Call me back.

BIANCA: And that's my mom.

A lot of people... A lot of people saw it. Heh. I don't know.

Jess has the hottest ass.

Or Toby. Or anyone, for that matter.

- The mall, noon, Saturday. - All right, cool.

Okay, look, I didn't mean it like that, all right? Urn...

I haven't been kissed in years.

Okay? That's messed up.

- Yes, I couldn't even... - Okay.

BIANCA: What does homecoming mean to me?

wanna be friends with somebody like me?

Got it. Thanks, A.J. You're sweet.

Oh, yeah. No. Um...

That was stupid.

That's actually pretty creative for Wes.

Did you want to go out with me, though?

Yeah, I'm somebody's DUFF.

At least it only has six views.

And if you don't know who it is, chances are it's you.

Impress me to get to my friends.

Hey, is this seat taken?

No, literally, three words.

- So... - Mm-hm. What?

People like you will never matter.

so take some pride in your appearance.

or, um, you know, cleaning my pool.

CASEY: Ugh, they do not clean those mirrors.

I think deep down I've always known you guys were prettier than me,

WOMAN: Everyone, get your phones.

It was definitely the dress.

My own best friend

BOY: Yeah, Bianca! - Let's get the hell out of here.

All right, deep breath.

Shh. So let me put this a little differently.

you know, kind of hipster, maybe unique?

GIRL 2: Thank you.

Okay, you've gotta pull it together, okay?

To be honest, the saddest part about it is that

A. Urkel. Asian Urkel.