Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

with people like me, you know?
It's not like you could make me any more awkward, right?
I couldn't work up the courage to say three words to Toby.
I can't... I can't even believe this.
You're really cute when you're having fun.
Come on, we're not friends.
- Now you know how it feels. - Whoa, who let her in?
- A little peace offering. - Oh, my God.
[BIANCA PANTS]
MADISON: Wesley? - Agh!
It's like two people in love.
[IN SPANISH]
I thought we were living in a brave new world,
You know, caliente, you know.
[CREW LAUGHING]
It's just that stands for Designated Ugly Fat Friend, dick face.
that I might be able to join in on or just watch?
[MUSIC PLAYING ON PHONE]
It's not really worth it, you know.
- Ha-ha-ha. - Wesley, what time is it?
- Party pooper. - No, no, guys, I don't dance.
And don't you dare be creeping on my Pinterest, whores.
Thanks.
Yeah, like a midget jerking it. Meow, meow, meow-meow.
The only way to get over it is to face it right here, right now.
BIANCA: You bet we are. - Who are you?
Honey, why don't you just go to Jess and Casey?
The guy with the info people go to before they make their move.
Well, don't get used to it.
and my dad wanted custody of the dog.
Are you okay? Little cold?
until you get your grades up, you're suspended from the team.
- How many hits did this get? - Lot of hits.
Yeah.
This was my vat of acid moment.
Yeah, she's very spicy.
- I'll, uh, see you around. TOBY: Okay.
Wow, wait, you're having a party on a Wednesday?
Wes?
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
Yes, you did. And thank...
Pauli exclusion principle?
Ooh. Ha-ha-ha.
If yes, chances are he's gonna make his move.
- Make it go away. It's very bad. - No.
Hey, how'd it go?
- Are you kidding me with this? - I'm not.
- Exactly, no. Of course they don't. - No, of course they don't.
- They're foam-tastic. - Shh.
Oh, have you? Well, I got a card I can give you.
Oh, no, no.
BIANCA: Oh, God, you always come back with that.
BIANCA: Mr. Arthur was right.
- Thanks. - And I will not be attending, so...
The Duff
That is actually incredible.
See? You friended up, okay?
All right, you know what?
The DUFF doesn't always have to be some heinous beast, all right?
but I don't wanna have breast cancer
- Hey, B. - Madison, how are you?
- Oh. - Yeah, his name is Toby.
I guess she's okay.
He could barely look at me.
Hey there.
See you.
Yeah. No, obviously, I don't... I wouldn't wanna be...
Step six: Just own it. Grow some balls.
What's the problem?
Lighting matters, okay? The darker the booth, the better.
of talking about the finer things in life with a fellow intellectual?
That's so nice of you.
- I'm telling you now... - Toshi.
This is like restaurant-quality sushi.
I picked you for a reason.
Not likely.
Bill Nye over there looks like she's about to drink that acid.
ARTHUR: Bianca? BIANCA: Yes.
I'm really, really into you.
Look, um, about what I said the other day,
- All right. BIANCA: See you.
So, I mean, how do I look? Is this good, coach? Come on.
Love.
Hey, Mads.
Jocks play video games.
Uh, because it makes sense.
What are you doing to me out there?
- We're doing this? - We're doing this.
Okay.
- B. - You need it.
Shouldn't you be working at all?
[CAMERA CLICKING]
BIANCA: You know those people you grow up with,
BIANCA: Thanks a lot.
I think I'm just gonna stick with the old lucky party shirt.
Bye.
- Wes. BOY: Hey.
GIRL: All right. All right.
And so I thought I should just be straightforward
Have some...
and now nobody's gonna know. Hope you're happy.
we wouldn't be sitting on a rock having a conversation.
- Come on. - Okay.
- Bye. Ha-ha-ha. - Bye.
struck a chord with me as well.
[SINGING] Let you get away
BIANCA: Oh, boy. Clearly.
Hey, there you are.
Like, look at this. Do you have a special tool for these?
- Thank you. - Totally believable.
They're pity rts
[ALI DEE'S MAKE THAT BOOTY POP PLAYING]