Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, there you are.
Come on, we're not friends.
BIANCA: Mr. Arthur was right.
Yeah.
[CAMERA CLICKING]
Oh, have you? Well, I got a card I can give you.
It's just that stands for Designated Ugly Fat Friend, dick face.
What's the problem?
- Exactly, no. Of course they don't. - No, of course they don't.
GIRL: All right. All right.
Oh, no, no.
I thought we were living in a brave new world,
Jocks play video games.
with people like me, you know?
Wes?
of talking about the finer things in life with a fellow intellectual?
ARTHUR: Bianca? BIANCA: Yes.
They're pity rts
BIANCA: Oh, God, you always come back with that.
- I'll, uh, see you around. TOBY: Okay.
This is like restaurant-quality sushi.
Love.
and now nobody's gonna know. Hope you're happy.
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
Hey, Mads.
[MUSIC PLAYING ON PHONE]
struck a chord with me as well.
Have some...
we wouldn't be sitting on a rock having a conversation.
BIANCA: You know those people you grow up with,
- Are you kidding me with this? - I'm not.
- Wes. BOY: Hey.
Shouldn't you be working at all?
It's not like you could make me any more awkward, right?
BIANCA: You bet we are. - Who are you?
Bye.
- Hey, B. - Madison, how are you?
See you.
Well, don't get used to it.
Lighting matters, okay? The darker the booth, the better.
- B. - You need it.
You know, caliente, you know.
- Thank you. - Totally believable.
Hey there.
- Make it go away. It's very bad. - No.
The guy with the info people go to before they make their move.
Step six: Just own it. Grow some balls.
until you get your grades up, you're suspended from the team.
- Come on. - Okay.
Okay.
Not likely.
[ALI DEE'S MAKE THAT BOOTY POP PLAYING]
And so I thought I should just be straightforward
- I'm telling you now... - Toshi.
I think I'm just gonna stick with the old lucky party shirt.
That's so nice of you.
The DUFF doesn't always have to be some heinous beast, all right?
That is actually incredible.
Yeah. No, obviously, I don't... I wouldn't wanna be...
- Ha-ha-ha. - Wesley, what time is it?
Yeah, she's very spicy.
What are you doing to me out there?
[SINGING] Let you get away
Are you okay? Little cold?
- All right. BIANCA: See you.
BIANCA: Oh, boy. Clearly.
Honey, why don't you just go to Jess and Casey?
All right, you know what?
Wow, wait, you're having a party on a Wednesday?
The only way to get over it is to face it right here, right now.
[IN SPANISH]
Look, um, about what I said the other day,
and my dad wanted custody of the dog.
- Thanks. - And I will not be attending, so...
If yes, chances are he's gonna make his move.
I picked you for a reason.
This was my vat of acid moment.
I can't... I can't even believe this.
Yes, you did. And thank...
Hey, how'd it go?
He could barely look at me.
The Duff
So, I mean, how do I look? Is this good, coach? Come on.
- How many hits did this get? - Lot of hits.
And don't you dare be creeping on my Pinterest, whores.
- A little peace offering. - Oh, my God.
that I might be able to join in on or just watch?
It's like two people in love.
[CREW LAUGHING]
- We're doing this? - We're doing this.
[BIANCA PANTS]
Thanks.
I'm really, really into you.
Pauli exclusion principle?
- They're foam-tastic. - Shh.
Yeah, like a midget jerking it. Meow, meow, meow-meow.
I couldn't work up the courage to say three words to Toby.
Ooh. Ha-ha-ha.
I guess she's okay.
- Bye. Ha-ha-ha. - Bye.
It's not really worth it, you know.
- Now you know how it feels. - Whoa, who let her in?
BIANCA: Thanks a lot.
Like, look at this. Do you have a special tool for these?
- Oh. - Yeah, his name is Toby.
You're really cute when you're having fun.
See? You friended up, okay?
MADISON: Wesley? - Agh!
Bill Nye over there looks like she's about to drink that acid.
but I don't wanna have breast cancer
Uh, because it makes sense.
- Party pooper. - No, no, guys, I don't dance.