Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hmm. This is a tough conversation for me.

you could only be a jock, a geek,

Who are you and what have you done with Wes?

Ooh. How about this? It's a little darker, kind of sexy. Hmm?

In my head, I think I was expecting some big reality-show reveal.

Say when. Say...

If anybody ever sees this, I'll rip your nut sack off.

- Done. BIANCA: What? No, no way.

Ha, ha. Yeah. Well, thanks.

of the three of us. You're loyal, you're funny.

You did. And I thank you.

The place with the metal claw game?

I promise, I didn't send the video, okay?

I'm my own best friend.

BIANCA: Wesley and Madison were known around school

- Little meow, meow, meow. - Ugh.

Oh, just give it to me, Toby.

And people like me don't date anybody.

[IN NORMAL VOICE] I wanna be your wife.

[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

Can I have my sweatshirt?

And people don't like him, because he's with you.

- What, um...? Were you...? - That... You know what?

Okay, kids, enjoy your party. I love you. I have another seminar to prep for.

You want this date to end with you making out, you need to think ahead.

- The first is denial. - No way, because I'm not dying.

until we have gotten to the bottom of this.

I’m a regular Bela Lugosi! Who?

- Hey there? - Hop up.

[BIANCA CHUCKLES]

It's big because it's on a chalkboard.

You're good at this. I'm feeling mad inspired.

That is the opposite of what I just said.

Comments, likes, Tweets, memes,

Are you seriously mad at me right now?

I'm tired of being the approachable one.

- Is this where you kill me? - Ha, ha. Yes.

What do you think?

You need a booth, okay? It's better for flirting,

JESS: Come on, B. Come on, B.

and bring your special brand of journalistic gravitas

GIRL: Nope, not me, either.

Bye. We said it at the same time.

Also I brought pizza.

- Viral? - Viral.

- Wesley. Monster voice? - Yeah.

Yeah, it's sort of acceptance plus,

HOMER: What's after fear? HIBBERT: Bargaining.

BIANCA: Oh, no. No, no, no.

- No, I don't... I don't remember it. - You sure?

Well, I do love Dave & Buster's,

- The most beautiful couple? GIRL: Oh, my God.

But it does to you. It's your dream.

Now that I'm here, I know it. Your move.

Hit that... Hit that, uh... That long one in the middle.

Okay, Blue Devils, it's time to crown our king and queen.

Princesses are on antidepressants.

Right, well, that should be fun.

WESLEY: Hey, Bianca, it's Wesley.

BIANCA: Can we please just make this quick?

- Mm. Fascinating. - People like me matter here.

Fine. Although I did hear Toby's gonna be at the party tonight.

- I'm a DUFF. - I'm a DUFF.

- He approached me. MADISON: Oh. Totally.

Hey, B, will you take a look at my fashion piece?

Yeah, she is. I should forward this.

There's always gonna be somebody prettier or more talented

And you know what else? I'm blocking your ass on Tumblr.

to an article about homecoming.

It is a mantra that I teach all of my clients

- Hmm. ls Wesley aware of this? - He will be made aware.

- That dress is beautiful on you. - Thanks.

You get it? Because he's small?

and I got expression.

So much to learn.

Does he say complimentary things to you?

Boy, this one's gonna destroy you.

But times have changed.

Lick your lips a little bit.

[DOG BARKING ON PHONE]

Kids started writing to me with their own DUFF stories,

Whatever you said was meaningless, okay?

Super. Where are your girls at?

That was not bad.

You bet your ass, you are. Whoo! Who's number one in your brain?

I'm not the DUFF.

They like him because he's, like, an amazing guy.

but I had to stay focused on my Toby mission.

I'm telling you, I'd really lost hope around Guy 17, you know.

- What do you think? - Hey, look at those.

It's kind of nice.

I'm horny for sex.

Well, that's because you're racist against jocks. You're a jock-cist.

- Big old balls. - Ha, ha. Right.

Boobs look good. New bra?

Guess what, so are you. So is everybody.

Okay, girl, I know some DUFFs too.

- Cool. - Okay.

Oh, God, I want you so bad. Toby...

CASEY: Ha, ha. He can't even spell.

And Casey, she's, like, this, you know, fiery Latina.

Look, I like myself.

Look, I'm no wine expert, but I'm pretty sure

- Huh? CASEY: B.

I just want it to be

- Okay. - Rip it.

So we are off to a great start, smart-ass.