Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I was just going low, that's all. - Just...

ABSOLUTELY NOT!

Well, that's my whole thing.

WOMAN: Here are your phones, kids. GIRL 1: Thank you.

So, urn, you two, huh?

Really dig them.

Passion plus action...

Wow, look at you.

Yeah, definitely. Thanks.

as the Relationship Strobe Light.

Yeah, sure, what's up?

- The place with the metal claw game? - You bet your ass.

And I totally support that.

- Okay. - You were at my special place.

Oh, you're not the only B in my life. Suck it, science.

so I can show them this bad boy.

- Oh, you're good. BIANCA: Huh?

It's about understanding

I am already at the fifth and final stage: acceptance.

Ms. Madison Morgan. Ms. Madison Morgan.

I mean, I know you won't believe me, but I was the DUFF out of my friends.

Uh, in porn, maybe.

All right, what are you really looking to get out of your boy, Tony?

- Bye-bye. TOBY: Bye.

- seeing you here. - Hey.

Ooh. Madison, you used to make me so upset,

- This part's the best. MAN: Definitely not.

Sorry, were you just hitting on my ex-boyfriend?

Oh, my God. What a coincidence it is

It didn't feel like just some word to me.

there was only one guy I wanted to be my date.

- What? What? - Just one thing.

Toby Tucker is gonna play you a song, and you're gonna love it.

That was practice in case you hadn't made out with anyone in a while.

I mean, it's not like she's gonna say anything to him.

Hey, Caitlyn, take five.

- Yeah, you look so relaxed and happy. - Yeah, well, I was.

- Ooh. Yes. - Thanks.

a bunch of kids anonymously typing whatever comments they want

I need a layman's opinion.

- Thank you. That's how we like it. - What is that?

What I'm talking about is a good old-fashioned crush on a boy.

I kind of wanna reach out, but I'm not really sure

- You're good. - Oh.

BIANCA: Okay, bye. DOTTIE: Bye.

Yeah, I'd like that.

- Whoo! Yeah. Whoo! - Okay, I think... I think we're good.

Come Monday morning, it's back to reality.

That's actually how I got into guitar.

[IN BRITISH ACCENT] turn it up to 11.

MAN: Oh, here we go. WOMAN: Well, it's the truth.

Is that supposed to be Robert Pattinson?

BOY: Yeah, Madison. - All right.

Really? With this? Does she have to film everything?

I would totally bang the shit out of her.

BIANCA: Know how they say The hills have eyes?

You caught me. I'm uploading pictures to my profile.

BIANCA: He could talk to anyone. FILLMORE: Wesley.

But it doesn't feel bad.

I want you to take me...

So here's the song.

- Ha-ha-ha. - So far down my throat. Ha, ha.

You wanna do your thing

Can we just cool it for a second?

They're sugar-free, and I know you're trying to watch that kind of thing.

I couldn't even look at Jess and Casey, they made me so mad.

BUCHANON: Where's Wesley?

- Who's that? - Ugh.

- They don't do that? - Ha, ha.

Fine, own it. Be the best weirdo you can be.

WESLEY: And then it's all about interaction.

I think we gotta deal with this in a way that's private and sensitive.

The truth is, I don't know who you are from your clothes, okay?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That too, yeah.

Hmm. Well, I know just the place.

is, like, the cool, hip new spot.

- I can turn off the air. - Oh, okay. Whatever.

We both like Thai food, are athletically toned and lying about it.

Really good. Thank you so much for that, teach.

You can't take it literally, okay?

But a guy I know once told me that if you like somebody,

I mean, the DUFF doesn't actually have to be fat or ugly.

That doesn't... That's not... That's not even a thing anymore.

I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

I can't believe for five seconds I thought that...

I don't play favorites, but you're my favorite.

So make your writing have a positive effect.

and I felt like I couldn't talk to you about it,

- Well, yeah. TOBY: So, uh...

I'm so sorry, Susan. I'll see you tomorrow.

Because I was hoping to take you to dinner.

The only periodic chart I know is the one that tells me

You know, I've been working on a poem myself.

I cannot wait to release your video tomorrow.

Are we breaking into the newsroom to hook up?

I watch a lot of Project Runway. What's up?

I don't wanna be anybody's DUFF anymore, okay?

Don't look at me. Look at me.

Is that what it felt like?

- Nice muted tones. - No.

But enough about me.

"Ooh. How About A Little Dave & Buster's?"

That was a good one.

it's just another night where you feel pressure