Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

BIANCA: Know how they say The hills have eyes?

Hey, Caitlyn, take five.

- I was just going low, that's all. - Just...

I want you to take me...

You can't take it literally, okay?

That doesn't... That's not... That's not even a thing anymore.

BIANCA: Okay, bye. DOTTIE: Bye.

- Yeah, you look so relaxed and happy. - Yeah, well, I was.

I mean, the DUFF doesn't actually have to be fat or ugly.

I am already at the fifth and final stage: acceptance.

You know, I've been working on a poem myself.

Sorry, were you just hitting on my ex-boyfriend?

- Bye-bye. TOBY: Bye.

- Well, yeah. TOBY: So, uh...

Can we just cool it for a second?

Passion plus action...

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That too, yeah.

Oh, my God. What a coincidence it is

- I can turn off the air. - Oh, okay. Whatever.

Really good. Thank you so much for that, teach.

All right, what are you really looking to get out of your boy, Tony?

Is that what it felt like?

Don't look at me. Look at me.

I don't wanna be anybody's DUFF anymore, okay?

I don't play favorites, but you're my favorite.

Are we breaking into the newsroom to hook up?

there was only one guy I wanted to be my date.

"Ooh. How About A Little Dave & Buster's?"

a bunch of kids anonymously typing whatever comments they want

It's about understanding

WOMAN: Here are your phones, kids. GIRL 1: Thank you.

That was a good one.

- Thank you. That's how we like it. - What is that?

MAN: Oh, here we go. WOMAN: Well, it's the truth.

Ooh. Madison, you used to make me so upset,

And I totally support that.

I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

So make your writing have a positive effect.

I couldn't even look at Jess and Casey, they made me so mad.

- seeing you here. - Hey.

- The place with the metal claw game? - You bet your ass.

I kind of wanna reach out, but I'm not really sure

so I can show them this bad boy.

Yeah, sure, what's up?

That's actually how I got into guitar.

BUCHANON: Where's Wesley?

as the Relationship Strobe Light.

- Who's that? - Ugh.

So here's the song.

Is that supposed to be Robert Pattinson?

Well, that's my whole thing.

I can't believe for five seconds I thought that...

Really? With this? Does she have to film everything?

It didn't feel like just some word to me.

So, urn, you two, huh?

I would totally bang the shit out of her.

I mean, it's not like she's gonna say anything to him.

Wow, look at you.

Ms. Madison Morgan. Ms. Madison Morgan.

Oh, you're not the only B in my life. Suck it, science.

I need a layman's opinion.

- Ha-ha-ha. - So far down my throat. Ha, ha.

They're sugar-free, and I know you're trying to watch that kind of thing.

I cannot wait to release your video tomorrow.

That was practice in case you hadn't made out with anyone in a while.

- Nice muted tones. - No.

Because I was hoping to take you to dinner.

Toby Tucker is gonna play you a song, and you're gonna love it.

Yeah, definitely. Thanks.

- This part's the best. MAN: Definitely not.

ABSOLUTELY NOT!

- Whoo! Yeah. Whoo! - Okay, I think... I think we're good.

I watch a lot of Project Runway. What's up?

- What? What? - Just one thing.

Uh, in porn, maybe.

is, like, the cool, hip new spot.

- They don't do that? - Ha, ha.

But a guy I know once told me that if you like somebody,

Fine, own it. Be the best weirdo you can be.

What I'm talking about is a good old-fashioned crush on a boy.

- Oh, you're good. BIANCA: Huh?

and I felt like I couldn't talk to you about it,

The truth is, I don't know who you are from your clothes, okay?

Come Monday morning, it's back to reality.

Really dig them.

- Ooh. Yes. - Thanks.

You caught me. I'm uploading pictures to my profile.

I mean, I know you won't believe me, but I was the DUFF out of my friends.

Hmm. Well, I know just the place.

We both like Thai food, are athletically toned and lying about it.

But it doesn't feel bad.

Yeah, I'd like that.

But enough about me.

[IN BRITISH ACCENT] turn it up to 11.

I think we gotta deal with this in a way that's private and sensitive.

The only periodic chart I know is the one that tells me

it's just another night where you feel pressure

BOY: Yeah, Madison. - All right.

- You're good. - Oh.

You wanna do your thing

I'm so sorry, Susan. I'll see you tomorrow.

WESLEY: And then it's all about interaction.

- Okay. - You were at my special place.

BIANCA: He could talk to anyone. FILLMORE: Wesley.