Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Ha-ha-ha. - So far down my throat. Ha, ha.

I mean, it's not like she's gonna say anything to him.

So make your writing have a positive effect.

Don't look at me. Look at me.

Come Monday morning, it's back to reality.

Passion plus action...

I don't play favorites, but you're my favorite.

- Oh, you're good. BIANCA: Huh?

I cannot wait to release your video tomorrow.

That was practice in case you hadn't made out with anyone in a while.

That was a good one.

And I totally support that.

The only periodic chart I know is the one that tells me

But enough about me.

I think we gotta deal with this in a way that's private and sensitive.

- Ooh. Yes. - Thanks.

It's about understanding

- Okay. - You were at my special place.

It didn't feel like just some word to me.

So here's the song.

Really good. Thank you so much for that, teach.

WOMAN: Here are your phones, kids. GIRL 1: Thank you.

I would totally bang the shit out of her.

Uh, in porn, maybe.

Oh, my God. What a coincidence it is

I watch a lot of Project Runway. What's up?

I couldn't even look at Jess and Casey, they made me so mad.

Yeah, sure, what's up?

I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

- This part's the best. MAN: Definitely not.

I need a layman's opinion.

Fine, own it. Be the best weirdo you can be.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That too, yeah.

- They don't do that? - Ha, ha.

You can't take it literally, okay?

it's just another night where you feel pressure

What I'm talking about is a good old-fashioned crush on a boy.

I can't believe for five seconds I thought that...

- Bye-bye. TOBY: Bye.

Hmm. Well, I know just the place.

Toby Tucker is gonna play you a song, and you're gonna love it.

is, like, the cool, hip new spot.

So, urn, you two, huh?

- Yeah, you look so relaxed and happy. - Yeah, well, I was.

That's actually how I got into guitar.

I'm so sorry, Susan. I'll see you tomorrow.

Hey, Caitlyn, take five.

WESLEY: And then it's all about interaction.

BUCHANON: Where's Wesley?

as the Relationship Strobe Light.

a bunch of kids anonymously typing whatever comments they want

Are we breaking into the newsroom to hook up?

- You're good. - Oh.

- Nice muted tones. - No.

I kind of wanna reach out, but I'm not really sure

Really dig them.

That doesn't... That's not... That's not even a thing anymore.

Oh, you're not the only B in my life. Suck it, science.

They're sugar-free, and I know you're trying to watch that kind of thing.

- seeing you here. - Hey.

Well, that's my whole thing.

Is that supposed to be Robert Pattinson?

- What? What? - Just one thing.

Ms. Madison Morgan. Ms. Madison Morgan.

I want you to take me...

Sorry, were you just hitting on my ex-boyfriend?

Ooh. Madison, you used to make me so upset,

- I was just going low, that's all. - Just...

- I can turn off the air. - Oh, okay. Whatever.

so I can show them this bad boy.

ABSOLUTELY NOT!

MAN: Oh, here we go. WOMAN: Well, it's the truth.

"Ooh. How About A Little Dave & Buster's?"

Really? With this? Does she have to film everything?

I don't wanna be anybody's DUFF anymore, okay?

- Thank you. That's how we like it. - What is that?

The truth is, I don't know who you are from your clothes, okay?

BIANCA: He could talk to anyone. FILLMORE: Wesley.

- The place with the metal claw game? - You bet your ass.

- Who's that? - Ugh.

Can we just cool it for a second?

[IN BRITISH ACCENT] turn it up to 11.

Because I was hoping to take you to dinner.

I mean, I know you won't believe me, but I was the DUFF out of my friends.

But a guy I know once told me that if you like somebody,

- Whoo! Yeah. Whoo! - Okay, I think... I think we're good.

Wow, look at you.

Yeah, definitely. Thanks.

- Well, yeah. TOBY: So, uh...

BIANCA: Okay, bye. DOTTIE: Bye.

I mean, the DUFF doesn't actually have to be fat or ugly.

I am already at the fifth and final stage: acceptance.

Yeah, I'd like that.

BOY: Yeah, Madison. - All right.

BIANCA: Know how they say The hills have eyes?

We both like Thai food, are athletically toned and lying about it.

You wanna do your thing

But it doesn't feel bad.

Is that what it felt like?

and I felt like I couldn't talk to you about it,

You caught me. I'm uploading pictures to my profile.

You know, I've been working on a poem myself.

All right, what are you really looking to get out of your boy, Tony?

there was only one guy I wanted to be my date.