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I agree. That could never happen.

GIRL: Yeah, that's not me.

Bianca, you have to have an actual invite to get in,

You know, you'd be bringing me a pizza

- What the shit? - Ow.

Mini Stalin, dead ahead.

because you wouldn't understand what it felt like to be your schlumpy friend.

NO! OF COURSE NOT

It's all part of the plan?

because you wear the wrong size bra. Boom, real talk.

just apologizing profusely

...can't do this.

- Fine. - Dressing rooms are back there,

Oh, he's going to town on me, Toby.

So it turns out that Toby's been DUFFing me the whole time.

I got my grades up, you got your date. We're good.

BOY: Wow, she's awesome.

- It was all so easy for Wes. - Ha, ha.

It was, like, the dipshit, uh, douche bag.

- Wes, no, don't go. - Ach.

- Oh, Toby. - Are you gonna do anything?

GIRL 2: His senior year is going to suck.

HOMER: Get me out of this. I'll make it worth your while.

- Seven o'clock? - Yes, 7 is good.

local celebrity to the 40-and-over self-help crowd,

when you're not overthinking things, actually having some fun.

[CROWD APPLAUDING AND CHEERING]

Mr. Arthur, I'm really sorry. I...

TOBY: Cool socks.

- I'm not gonna high-five you on that. WESLEY: Come on, science jokes.

Looking very handsome tonight.

Well, it's gonna blow your mind, but sit on the rock.

You're welcome.

- From when we were little? - Mm-hm.

- So you asked him out? BIANCA: Yeah.

Yeah. I actually kind of feel nervous about it

Specifically, what homecoming means to me.

What? No, I didn't. I called you the DUFF.

I would've told you, Absolutely nothing.

Now there's rumors going around I'm on 'roids.

This old thing? Ha, ha.

We have a date with the periodic chart.

would've been enough to make me hide under my bed.

Look, you don't have to apologize for anything, okay?

But these YOLO terrorists will not be tolerated.

- Fine. - Fine.

Shit, there's Señor Gomez. I'm failing Spanish.

and, like, everyone TP'ing Rebecca Cutter's house.

Hi, neighbor-slash-girlfriend.

You got a uninvolved

Because I actually heard that Dave & Buster's

If anything, we're kind of chumps in comparison to you.

Sorry, your profile for what?

[WESLEY LAUGHING]

Yeah, except Jess making out with Ryan Jensen,

Three years ago my dad left her, and she did not handle it well.

I'm glad you said that,

I wanna make out with your face.

Maybe I'll, you know...

We've got the whole place. We are just getting started.

But is there a place to get a hot dog here in this mall or...?

- This is a... - Hmm. Not the article I want.

How could you guys not tell me this whole time that I was your DUFF?

High school offers me none of that.

Okay, I think I'm gonna use the bathroom.

BIANCA: I was nervous, relying on the school Neanderthal,

- Yeah. - Get out.

- Okay- - okay-

BIANCA: Whoa, look at this.

that I wrote a few weeks ago.

Girls, party at my place.

I don't know why I thought it could be different.

Aw. Sticks and stones, B.

Well, look at it this way.

I'm not surprised, because it was a piece of shit.

Those were pity Rts

If it has to do with my hands, I usually pick it up really quickly.

conjures up feelings of warmth and comfort.

WESLEY: Ow. - Hmm.

But I Wouldn't like it.

What? Oh, no. Layman, it's just a phrase.

Everything and Everyone can suck it.

You talk about my son one more ******* time.