Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[WESLEY LAUGHING]

conjures up feelings of warmth and comfort.

BIANCA: Whoa, look at this.

- Seven o'clock? - Yes, 7 is good.

would've been enough to make me hide under my bed.

Yeah. I actually kind of feel nervous about it

Maybe I'll, you know...

Look, you don't have to apologize for anything, okay?

Because I actually heard that Dave & Buster's

[CROWD APPLAUDING AND CHEERING]

GIRL 2: His senior year is going to suck.

It was, like, the dipshit, uh, douche bag.

Hi, neighbor-slash-girlfriend.

and, like, everyone TP'ing Rebecca Cutter's house.

TOBY: Cool socks.

You're welcome.

It's all part of the plan?

BIANCA: I was nervous, relying on the school Neanderthal,

I agree. That could never happen.

If anything, we're kind of chumps in comparison to you.

You got a uninvolved

Three years ago my dad left her, and she did not handle it well.

I'm not surprised, because it was a piece of shit.

But these YOLO terrorists will not be tolerated.

Bianca, you have to have an actual invite to get in,

- Okay- - okay-

local celebrity to the 40-and-over self-help crowd,

This old thing? Ha, ha.

Aw. Sticks and stones, B.

I would've told you, Absolutely nothing.

I got my grades up, you got your date. We're good.

High school offers me none of that.

just apologizing profusely

Sorry, your profile for what?

NO! OF COURSE NOT

I'm glad you said that,

If it has to do with my hands, I usually pick it up really quickly.

We've got the whole place. We are just getting started.

Oh, he's going to town on me, Toby.

Everything and Everyone can suck it.

Mr. Arthur, I'm really sorry. I...

Shit, there's Señor Gomez. I'm failing Spanish.

HOMER: Get me out of this. I'll make it worth your while.

WESLEY: Ow. - Hmm.

BOY: Wow, she's awesome.

- What the shit? - Ow.

because you wouldn't understand what it felt like to be your schlumpy friend.

that I wrote a few weeks ago.

Those were pity Rts

Mini Stalin, dead ahead.

- Fine. - Fine.

- Oh, Toby. - Are you gonna do anything?

You know, you'd be bringing me a pizza

- This is a... - Hmm. Not the article I want.

- From when we were little? - Mm-hm.

- Wes, no, don't go. - Ach.

GIRL: Yeah, that's not me.

- Yeah. - Get out.

I don't know why I thought it could be different.

Looking very handsome tonight.

I wanna make out with your face.

What? No, I didn't. I called you the DUFF.

Yeah, except Jess making out with Ryan Jensen,

when you're not overthinking things, actually having some fun.

- It was all so easy for Wes. - Ha, ha.

What? Oh, no. Layman, it's just a phrase.

Now there's rumors going around I'm on 'roids.

- Fine. - Dressing rooms are back there,

because you wear the wrong size bra. Boom, real talk.

So it turns out that Toby's been DUFFing me the whole time.

- So you asked him out? BIANCA: Yeah.

Okay, I think I'm gonna use the bathroom.

But I Wouldn't like it.

But is there a place to get a hot dog here in this mall or...?

Well, it's gonna blow your mind, but sit on the rock.

Girls, party at my place.

We have a date with the periodic chart.

- I'm not gonna high-five you on that. WESLEY: Come on, science jokes.

Specifically, what homecoming means to me.

How could you guys not tell me this whole time that I was your DUFF?

You talk about my son one more ******* time.

Well, look at it this way.

...can't do this.