Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- And dresser. - Okay.

Hey, look at you.

Hey, neighbor-slash-boyfriend.

And this year's homecoming king is...

I don't know exactly how to rhyme that.

You should wear something cute.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

For step eight, okay, for... Of the plan.

Simon, get your finger out of there.

I'm a little chilly, yeah.

Um, so hey, where do you wanna go?

but you end up missing out on all this great stuff around you.

Having fun at the party?

To a date? On a date? To a date?

don't touch the tv violet! why not? because i'm afraid the signals will shatter into the electricity and it will zap me and i'll become dejonsled.

We're not... We're not here together.

Will there be a lot of walking, though?

I need to talk to you about something.

- Just get off work? - Kind of.

so I've brought on a sensei.

Oh, please, Mr. Arthur,

I used to run up here a lot with Pepper,

- Are your parents gonna get divorced? - God, I hope so.

That was a good take for me. Get a wide shot too.

BIANCA: Toby... JESS: Casey, shut the site down now.

who told me what was actually going on.

- I don't have a date. JESS: I can fix that.

You know what's not good is I saw Toby today.

Man, so many unanswered questions.

Oh, my God. You know, I get it Wesley, okay?

because it makes what I'm about to do a whole lot easier.

You know, I saw you and Madison.

- Can we leave? - Definitely not.

I'm my own best friend

In everything we do

[IN MONSTER VOICE] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Wes, I did it. I just got that guy's number.

This girl's gonna have the flirties rolling in.

- Dude, she's 15 years old, man. - She's a ten.

Guys, it's homecoming. You're definitely going.

I remember Pepper.

Since when do you care what Wesley Rush says?

BIANCA: Oh. Hey-oh.

BIANCA: Oh, shit.

MADISON: Did you see the way that guy looked at you?

Can you make sure you get an insert shot of them opening it?

Are you twerking?

You're horrible. I hope you like cats.

Ooh. How about a little Dave & Buster's?

Yeah, yeah. Wesley told me everything.

Ooh. Good question.

and becomes the Joker?

Make yourself at home. That's Japanese tea, by the way.

Huh? Nailed it. I'm so proud of me.

BIANCA: You know in Batman when that guy falls into the vat of acid

Attention, students. The halls of our prestigious institution

- Second is anger. - Why, you little... Agh!

BIANCA: Not only was I the school's most famous DUFF,

What did Wes say? That no one's making out if they're three feet apart.

But it's the word and it stuck. It's a catchall.

you should project boldness with a power pantsuit combo.

BIANCA: It was becoming harder and harder to deny the truth.

of course we're friends, and that's cool.

Step seven: the date. Okay, we need a plan.

GIRL 2: Bianca Piper's ass means the terrorists have won.

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- Our what? - Your Designated Ugly Fat Friend.

You thought the first video was bad.

Ladies, this is Bianca.

- What? FILLMORE: You heard him.

WESLEY: Hey, neighbor. - Wesley.

BIANCA: That's me.

You know, I should be mad at you. You ruined my favorite shirt.

GIRL [ON COMPUTER]: Oh, my...

That's how people kiss.

Yep. Oh, my God, that is so horrible.

Problem solved.

Okay, I'm thinking something kind of trendy,

- Didn't need the help, you know? - Oh, sorry.

Mazel Tov, Dottie ✨

You didn't have to do this.

Who makes that, Build-A-Bear?

if you were the only man left on the planet.

Oh, my God. Get out of here before I murder you.

- And? WESLEY: And...

You're always going up.

The word homecoming itself

- Congratulations, Madison. - I knew it was me.

You know Bianca well. Do you think she'd put this up to get attention?

- Yeah, I could eat. - Good.

[BIANCA MURMURS INDISTINCTLY]

Actually, I'm just waiting for strangers to walk by

Okay, look, when you said that we should hang out Friday,

I’m my own best friend