Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look, I'm an idiot.
because I'm drinking out of plastic water bottles my whole life.
- I need you to give me real talk. - Real talk?
[IN MONSTER VOICE] Bianca kiss Wes now?
- Maybe we'll accidentally touch knees. - Oh, can I?
Come on, let's go.
Now, I want you to get cleaned up, I want you to go to that dance,
It's a little weird now.
Okay?
Hey, what the hell was that for?
I don't have to look at pictures of your artisanal cappuccinos every morning.
It's not like he rides a horse, right?
- Are you sure? You're being weird. - You're being weird, okay?
but I'm happy to sit this one out.
It's not okay.
Oh, and remember, it gets better.
- Yeah. - Yes.
Oh, Toby, don't stop.
- I should totally forward this. - Me too.
mazel tov, dottie.
- That is really great. - Yeah, he is hot.
And idiots don't exactly give great advice.
Unfollowed y'all on Twitter.
- Bianca, Bianca. - What?
Come on in.
Ugh. She needs a blow-out.
- Oh, we bought ours online. - All right, cool. See you there.
You're a little excited, aren't you? Toby...
Hit send, drop.
Jess and Casey. Jess and Casey.
And where do we start with me?
Excuse me, I, uh...
[CLAPS]
Oh, you're busy. I'll come back a little later.
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
Okay. Well, I'm off to do some believing and hopefully achieving.
- What? - Hey, Bianca. That's better...
Thanks. I just had a bagel, though, so I'm full.
It's really... It's doing something to me.
[BABBLES]
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Yeah, funny. Actually, that kind of reminds me of a song
He says crazy stuff all the time.
They're pity rts
[WHISTLES]
We're in chemistry together.
Wes.
Oh, look, arm-fold head-tilt. That's a classic.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] No, Spinal Tap.
- What do you want? BIANCA: Let's go.
Anyone?
Because I'll wear my Shape-ups. Having some...
BUCHANON: Each student will be required
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
We'll find someone.
- Hmm? - Yeah, okay, a little bit.
- See? - Oh, man, all this dancing
[BIANCA SCOFFS]
Wesley. Wesley.
You're not listening.
Game on.
I just want to... I just want to... One more thing.
because no one's trying to get in their pants.
Sorry, are you friends with them?
I couldn't even imagine it.
NO ELEVATOR YET!
We gotta go. Come on. Let's go, let's go.
Just kidding. It's my voice mail.
Wow, I had no idea guys like you even thought about this kind of stuff.
and, you know, maybe send him an Edible Arrangement.
- Look, Madison... BIANCA: It's okay.
What's up? Oh, California roll?
and I wasn't happy about it.
I'm flattered.
Hey there.
I kind of got into a fight with my best friends, and...
Toby, that is unbelievably inappropriate.
I'm a DUFF.
- Oh! - Oh, hey.
Just say, I could tell from across the room we might be into each other.
[LAUGHS]
He's going to Ohio State in the fall.
Yep, that's me.
Those would be subtitles.
I’m my own best friend
This is a good look.
On an average day, how many guys ask you questions about you?
It is the stench of ones and zeroes
- I could be dating college guys... WESLEY: Yeah.
Okay, now you went too far. You had me and then you lost me.
It's a doozy, but it's a real feather in the cap
Oh, you're gonna turn all the...? Turn them all back on? Okay.
- What is this? - Look, I'm sorry, B.
Okay, okay, look, I can't lose my scholarship.
Since you can't seem to leave my boyfriend alone,
- What the hell is this, underwear? - No, it's a camisole.
All right, this is how girls like to be kissed.
- Can I have peaches and pears? - Okay.
It's not even...
WESLEY: Wow. - How was that?
- Oh, of course. - It's a YouTube video, right?
- Viral? - Viral.
Oh. No, I... It's okay, I...
- I would play Call of Duty with her... - Yeah.
Because Wesley and I are getting back together.
[BOTH MOANING]
You can pick them up after school, maybe.
We're gonna call it, uh, stage 11.
- No, no. Definitely not. - Ha, ha.
Live by this, and you shall pass the midterm.
Look, having had experience in this area,
I overheard Madison bragging about it to her friends.