Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey-oh. Go slow, okay? Let the tension build.

- Tss, pfft. Pfft. - Right?

the cops busting up the party,

That's just the way it is. Football guys, they date hot chicks.

You called me brat and liar Adrien

I mean, why else would two super-hot, popular girls

No, no, still worse.

Good? Wow, that's really a rave review.

BIANCA: ...I ceased to be.

Sorry, practice for...?

Look, we're going through something over here.

And you never seem to have this problem.

[IN ENGLISH] Okay.

Yeah, no shit, it's not.

I’m my own beat friend

BOY: Whoo! We're gonna kick some ass!

Even if you weren't in a group, like Creepy Carrie Raskowitz.

you gotta lighten up, and you're gonna have to trust me.

more kids responded until it just became its own thing.

- Don't you hate me? - I'm glad you asked. Yes, I do.

WOMAN [ON COMPUTER]: I am the DUFF.

Okay, so how do you set the tone at dinner?

And I was all like, Bitch, if I cared what you thought, I'd ask.

BOY: Come on, man.

because I'm loving it.

Look, I have a crush on this boy.

Anupam and Lena, where are we on the school-lunch article?

I give you Wesley Rush.

- Close your eyes. Ha, ha. - Heh.

DOTTIE: Bianca, let's go. You'll be late for school.

GIRL 1: Ouch. I feel bad for Toby.

BIANCA: Nightmare. I'd only been trained for Dave & Buster's.

I'm assuming you've seen the video.

My best friends made me the DUFF.

- Problem solved. - Oh, hey.

You got a uniboob, your posture sucks, and your clothes fit weird

I was in the depression stage about my ex,

So, you have to pass the chemistry midterm, okay?

so, Caitlyn, I wanna go over by the stage and get the very best lighting.

Look at me, Toby.

- I'm a DUFF. - I'm a DUFF.

Or maybe I'll Google celeb nip slips. Curtains open.

have gone up 15 cents in the cafeteria and...

The thing you have to understand

You know, like Tony Romo, he's a Dallas Cowboy.

- Half price now or double at the door. - We're gonna be late.

All right, well, you held up your end of the bargain,

- It's go time. - Okay.

- All right, well... BIANCA: Okay.

This is a DUFF.

Oh, yeah. You know...

Yeah, I like that.

B, on an average day,

- No. - Be totally gangster about it, okay?

Home. Wasn't feeling good.

- I hate you. - No, you look adorable.

The site has thousands of comments and likes on it.

- Actually, really good. - This year's homecoming queen is...

That's your third F. I don't know what's going on with you.

Got a second to talk to a fan?

You know, have fun playing intramural Wii golf this season, dick face.

Even the gay guys wanna date her.

I can't believe you made all this sushi.

BIANCA: Did any of these people know

Speaking of stones, rock-hard abs.

Bianca, she has the hottest friends.

Excuse me, that is not like us right now.

I mean, they seem like really caring, understanding people, so...

Yeah, it's actually not my job to give you pervy intel

but I did regret how I left things with Jess and Casey.

I mean, you got the easy part. You could pass science in your sleep.

but I combined my ex with depression,

It's just one quick thing. It's for my article.

Oh, uh, you're gonna use the book picture?

Aren't you gonna go get your crown?

Actually, I mean, what had happened was, I was at...

Yeah, I was kind of having trouble getting him to notice me,

JESS: Mark Warshaw? - Smells like trash.

- Easy. - Real chatty Cathy.

and how it relates to enthalpic chemical change. Aww.

But every so often, there's that one moment in high school

who's RT'ing them all day long.

so let's just forget it, okay?

All right, so, what's the number-one mistake

Enjoy those saggy balls.

I thought we were friends.

Now that I'm here, I'm sure. Your move.

- Unh. - Good, good.

Yeah, and in this case,

And, um, I don't know, it's, like, my fault pretty much.

Talking to Toby scares you, right?

What do you want from me?

[CREW LAUGHING]

Ha, ha. Come on, please. It's important.

When I told them that you were here,

It's called a spacebar.

How could you guys not tell me this whole time that I was your DUFF?

- You... You look great. - Thanks. That's enough.

I don't know that many people.

BOY: What's up, narc?

Duuff ings Yah man

- I'm gonna get started. - I have to...

running and screaming for their lives.

where they stood in the social hierarchy?

But only because you're a dipshit and a man-whore.