Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm kidding. Not kidding at all. Tell me everything.

- Um... Jack Rebis. - Mm. Tiny hands.

Was this sensei thing your idea?

if you girls wanna really knock the boys out,

- Wow. - Yeah, so I think that

Shoulders back.

BIANCA: Oh, God, that is such a guy thing to say.

- Watch, watch. - Is it true Wes is single?

See you in math.

Okay, next up, final assignment, all right?

So easily amused.

Okay? He's an idiot.

HIBBERT: After that comes fear.

What do you think?

You bet your ass I did.

GIRL [ON PHONE]: Oh, my God. Big, fat ass.

I can do this. How hard could it be? Just do it.

They have that?????

Okay, but her friends are super hot.

Match, eHarmony, ChristianMingle, JDate.

BIANCA: Okay, maybe I could imagine it,

Next mission is to talk to 15 guys.

Malloy High will now be put under Internet martial law.

Well, it seems like we're both trying new things, then.

It... It's not that bad.

- Are you kidding? Okay. - I'll murder you.

Tonight how about we ditch our dates and have a girls' night?

I wanna be the datable one.

Ugh, my grandma is so annoying.

Okay, okay, okay.

That's what half of my last book was about.

Yeah, Coach Grant agrees with my decision.

No more phone. Oh, can you hear me now, jerks?

Oh, my God, here it is.

Jess and Casey?

Oh, like that would matter.

- Okay, ready? - No.

And so are you. Have a nice night.

and I only have a certain amount.

- What? - Nothing.

Nope, I'm good. See you, have fun.

They're pity RTs.

GIRL: And for me, it happened senior year,

This was an experiment,

Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.

Yeah, go ahead and check them.

You don't say? I think I felt it poking out my butthole.

Let's focus on the picture. Uh, here we go.

Okay, moving on.

and when I posted those,

- Done. Dave & Buster's. - Huh?

And bang her hard too, to the point of needing helmets.

all-around rock star and occasional mom.

BIANCA: I tried to keep my composure, but...

And, girl, you are my heart's desire

- Nice to meet you, Bianca. - Nice to meet you.

Ah, don't worry about the lips. Go, strut your stuff.

[ICONA POP'S ALL NIGHT PLAYING]

- Like a peacock. - Shh!

Of course it could.

The movie, Spinal Tap.

Studying almost like you were a real student.

Listen, she's the one that ended things with us, Jess.

[IN NORMAL VOICE] All right, honey, you're a weirdo.

As in a certain homecoming article that's due.

- Do you work here too? - Oh, I'm at the yogurt place.

Hope this is okay. Thought we could eat here tonight.

It's been a little tough.

So I guess that's kind of what I'm doing.

- Thanks for destroying my life. - I just thought of something funny,

Okay, now lean in.

- Take a hint. - Why are you so grumpy?

- What's the crab doing right now? - Oh, I'll go get him.

but what was the worst he could do?

BOY 1: Thanks. BOY 2: Oh, yeah.

This one's got me a little nervous.

God, I've waited a long time for this.

The one who's approachable and easy to talk to,

that wants to comment on the social life of this school.

Think I deserve a little treat.

WESLEY: Yeah, Matt and I, last cup, boom, hit it.

Casey has the hottest rack.

How about this?

- So enjoy. - Okay.

That I hadn't made out with anyone in a while or whatever?

Retrieve your confidence.

But tonight, possibly the greatest night of my life,

without making a total ass of myself, okay?

Keep it to yourself.

JESS: Do you know what you're wearing for homecoming yet?

Just let me stay here and lie amongst the pizza a little longer.

Yeah, 15 guys, without completely falling apart, okay?

Don't you know it's true

If this makes it to Toshi,

...or famous people or BO-year-olds.

No one else sees that video. Tell everyone.

Reference to classic "rockumentary," THIS IS SPINAL TAP

Were you spying on me?

- There he is. - See you tomorrow.

Are you giving me kissing advice?

Okay, you know what?

- Yeah, that's the one. Fun, right? - Yeah. Ha, ha.

[JESS & CASEY SPEAK IN SPANISH]

- Jeez. - I'll see you later, bro.

[BIANCA SCOFFS]

I would hate it if that was me and people saw this.

When I went to high school in the '90s, we didn't have emoticons.

You know, that's my Think Rock.

- Um... - Wow, um...

B, where the hell'd you go?

- Skee-Ball? - Ah!

Being friends with... And it's rare that I point this out,

- of them together, please? - Yep.

Saw you watching some weird Japanese horror movie last night.

WOMAN: Hey, you're welcome.

All right, walk over and say, Hey there.

Okay, okay. Sit down, sit down.

- We got a deal? - Yeah.

Jess and Casey.

no wiki anything.