Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- So enjoy. - Okay.
Okay, you know what?
- Jeez. - I'll see you later, bro.
Hope this is okay. Thought we could eat here tonight.
Yeah, go ahead and check them.
Were you spying on me?
I'm kidding. Not kidding at all. Tell me everything.
Bye-bye.
Retrieve your confidence.
Oh, hang on.
B, where the hell'd you go?
GIRL [ON PHONE]: Oh, my God. Big, fat ass.
Reference to classic "rockumentary," THIS IS SPINAL TAP
...or famous people or BO-year-olds.
- Done. Dave & Buster's. - Huh?
Bianca.
Oh, no, no.
BIANCA: Okay, maybe I could imagine it,
Think I deserve a little treat.
Okay, now lean in.
- Do you work here too? - Oh, I'm at the yogurt place.
Fucking A.
This one's got me a little nervous.
WOMAN: Hey, you're welcome.
BIANCA: Oh, God, that is such a guy thing to say.
See you in math.
If this makes it to Toshi,
[BIANCA GASPS]
Jess and Casey?
Later, B.
and when I posted those,
Shoulders back.
Ugh, my grandma is so annoying.
Yeah, Coach Grant agrees with my decision.
BOY 1: Thanks. BOY 2: Oh, yeah.
Was this sensei thing your idea?
They have that?????
That's gross.
[ICONA POP'S ALL NIGHT PLAYING]
We'll... Okay.
Are you giving me kissing advice?
- Take a hint. - Why are you so grumpy?
Being friends with... And it's rare that I point this out,
Listen, she's the one that ended things with us, Jess.
Tonight how about we ditch our dates and have a girls' night?
This was an experiment,
Sorry.
Wish me luck.
God, I've waited a long time for this.
[BIANCA SCOFFS]
Thanks.
Yeah, 15 guys, without completely falling apart, okay?
[LINE BEEPS]
No one else sees that video. Tell everyone.
- Nice to meet you, Bianca. - Nice to meet you.
But tonight, possibly the greatest night of my life,
WESLEY: Yeah, Matt and I, last cup, boom, hit it.
- Are you kidding? Okay. - I'll murder you.
that wants to comment on the social life of this school.
Okay, next up, final assignment, all right?
JESS: Do you know what you're wearing for homecoming yet?
all-around rock star and occasional mom.
No more phone. Oh, can you hear me now, jerks?
Okay, okay, okay.
So easily amused.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] All right, honey, you're a weirdo.
And so are you. Have a nice night.
Wesley Rush.
- There he is. - See you tomorrow.
Don't you know it's true
Ah, don't worry about the lips. Go, strut your stuff.
- Skee-Ball? - Ah!
Studying almost like you were a real student.
BIANCA: I tried to keep my composure, but...
Match, eHarmony, ChristianMingle, JDate.
That I hadn't made out with anyone in a while or whatever?
i
Next mission is to talk to 15 guys.
You know, that's my Think Rock.
if you girls wanna really knock the boys out,
[COUGHS]
Nope, I'm good. See you, have fun.
That's what half of my last book was about.
And, girl, you are my heart's desire
Try it.
Okay, but her friends are super hot.
What do you think?
Okay, moving on.
Okay? He's an idiot.
I would hate it if that was me and people saw this.
Malloy High will now be put under Internet martial law.
Okay, okay. Sit down, sit down.
You don't say? I think I felt it poking out my butthole.
All right, walk over and say, Hey there.
GIRL: And for me, it happened senior year,
- Watch, watch. - Is it true Wes is single?
- Um... - Wow, um...
Oh, like that would matter.
The one who's approachable and easy to talk to,
[JESS & CASEY SPEAK IN SPANISH]
meow meow
It... It's not that bad.
and I only have a certain amount.
- What? - Nothing.
- What's the crab doing right now? - Oh, I'll go get him.
Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.
- Okay, ready? - No.
Well, it seems like we're both trying new things, then.
Keep it to yourself.
but what was the worst he could do?
And bang her hard too, to the point of needing helmets.
- Wow. - Yeah, so I think that
Hey there.
Stupid Wes.
I can do this. How hard could it be? Just do it.
Uh...
Oh, Jesus.
- We got a deal? - Yeah.
no wiki anything.
- Thanks for destroying my life. - I just thought of something funny,
Just let me stay here and lie amongst the pizza a little longer.
So shall we?
You bet your ass I did.
HIBBERT: After that comes fear.
Of course it could.
It's been a little tough.
- Like a peacock. - Shh!
Jess and Casey.
Oh, my God, here it is.
The movie, Spinal Tap.
- of them together, please? - Yep.
without making a total ass of myself, okay?
Let's focus on the picture. Uh, here we go.
So I guess that's kind of what I'm doing.
- Yeah, that's the one. Fun, right? - Yeah. Ha, ha.
They're pity RTs.
Saw you watching some weird Japanese horror movie last night.
Me in a dress.
- Um... Jack Rebis. - Mm. Tiny hands.
Casey has the hottest rack.
When I went to high school in the '90s, we didn't have emoticons.
I wanna be the datable one.
How about this?
As in a certain homecoming article that's due.