Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, go ahead and check them.
without making a total ass of myself, okay?
HIBBERT: After that comes fear.
When I went to high school in the '90s, we didn't have emoticons.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] All right, honey, you're a weirdo.
Bianca.
As in a certain homecoming article that's due.
Retrieve your confidence.
Keep it to yourself.
I can do this. How hard could it be? Just do it.
And, girl, you are my heart's desire
Shoulders back.
- of them together, please? - Yep.
- Do you work here too? - Oh, I'm at the yogurt place.
- What's the crab doing right now? - Oh, I'll go get him.
- Are you kidding? Okay. - I'll murder you.
- There he is. - See you tomorrow.
and I only have a certain amount.
no wiki anything.
Wesley Rush.
- Done. Dave & Buster's. - Huh?
This one's got me a little nervous.
Match, eHarmony, ChristianMingle, JDate.
So I guess that's kind of what I'm doing.
Tonight how about we ditch our dates and have a girls' night?
but what was the worst he could do?
Hey there.
We'll... Okay.
Studying almost like you were a real student.
[BIANCA GASPS]
Just let me stay here and lie amongst the pizza a little longer.
[COUGHS]
Reference to classic "rockumentary," THIS IS SPINAL TAP
Sorry.
Oh, my God, here it is.
BIANCA: Oh, God, that is such a guy thing to say.
Bye-bye.
GIRL: And for me, it happened senior year,
But tonight, possibly the greatest night of my life,
B, where the hell'd you go?
God, I've waited a long time for this.
- Okay, ready? - No.
See you in math.
BIANCA: Okay, maybe I could imagine it,
Nope, I'm good. See you, have fun.
Oh, Jesus.
Okay, okay, okay.
Malloy High will now be put under Internet martial law.
JESS: Do you know what you're wearing for homecoming yet?
So shall we?
- Yeah, that's the one. Fun, right? - Yeah. Ha, ha.
- Watch, watch. - Is it true Wes is single?
Of course it could.
- Take a hint. - Why are you so grumpy?
[JESS & CASEY SPEAK IN SPANISH]
Being friends with... And it's rare that I point this out,
So easily amused.
WESLEY: Yeah, Matt and I, last cup, boom, hit it.
Casey has the hottest rack.
Oh, like that would matter.
Oh, hang on.
Ah, don't worry about the lips. Go, strut your stuff.
Thanks.
Listen, she's the one that ended things with us, Jess.
Okay, next up, final assignment, all right?
if you girls wanna really knock the boys out,
Try it.
That's what half of my last book was about.
The one who's approachable and easy to talk to,
Me in a dress.
Okay, okay. Sit down, sit down.
- Like a peacock. - Shh!
Think I deserve a little treat.
If this makes it to Toshi,
They have that?????
BIANCA: I tried to keep my composure, but...
Hope this is okay. Thought we could eat here tonight.
GIRL [ON PHONE]: Oh, my God. Big, fat ass.
Don't you know it's true
- Skee-Ball? - Ah!
Yeah, Coach Grant agrees with my decision.
- We got a deal? - Yeah.
Later, B.
- What? - Nothing.
You bet your ass I did.
BOY 1: Thanks. BOY 2: Oh, yeah.
Jess and Casey?
- Wow. - Yeah, so I think that
Fucking A.
They're pity RTs.
No more phone. Oh, can you hear me now, jerks?
I wanna be the datable one.
Let's focus on the picture. Uh, here we go.
Wish me luck.
all-around rock star and occasional mom.
Okay? He's an idiot.
- Um... - Wow, um...
Jess and Casey.
that wants to comment on the social life of this school.
Yeah, 15 guys, without completely falling apart, okay?
Next mission is to talk to 15 guys.
What do you think?
How about this?
And so are you. Have a nice night.
Oh, no, no.
Well, it seems like we're both trying new things, then.
Are you giving me kissing advice?
I'm kidding. Not kidding at all. Tell me everything.
The movie, Spinal Tap.
- Nice to meet you, Bianca. - Nice to meet you.
[ICONA POP'S ALL NIGHT PLAYING]
It... It's not that bad.
Okay, but her friends are super hot.
You don't say? I think I felt it poking out my butthole.
...or famous people or BO-year-olds.
All right, walk over and say, Hey there.
and when I posted those,
meow meow
Okay, moving on.
Was this sensei thing your idea?
Were you spying on me?
That's gross.
Stupid Wes.
Okay, now lean in.
I would hate it if that was me and people saw this.
WOMAN: Hey, you're welcome.
- Thanks for destroying my life. - I just thought of something funny,
- Um... Jack Rebis. - Mm. Tiny hands.
That I hadn't made out with anyone in a while or whatever?
[LINE BEEPS]
Okay, you know what?
- So enjoy. - Okay.
It's been a little tough.
This was an experiment,
Ugh, my grandma is so annoying.
Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.
No one else sees that video. Tell everyone.
You know, that's my Think Rock.
- Jeez. - I'll see you later, bro.
Uh...
Saw you watching some weird Japanese horror movie last night.
[BIANCA SCOFFS]
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And bang her hard too, to the point of needing helmets.