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That's the craziest thing I've ever heard.
Apparently, earlier in the summer...
And get this, she changed her number.
And I'm so glad you agreed to play tennis with me.
I should call her.
Bold. Bold to go for the car.
You know, Marshall tried to get me to play tennis for nine years,
You are? That's so nice.
August 18th, two charges: Mario's Bistro
You're a good friend, Ted.
You guys see what this means, right?
I've dreamed about this day, boys, and it's going to be legendary.
She must have forgotten to switch her address.
Strip club, nice.
He's calling her.
What's the point? I could eat some food.
Because while baseball, strippers, and guns can help,
Marshall.
Okay.
But while I'd been off having one of the best nights of my life,
No. No, no good can come from looking at this.
Somehow, erotic and comforting all at the same time.
You don't know how to deal with heartbreak.
This is fun right? We're outside, it's a beautiful day.
have a great weekend. Good luck screwing up your life.
Honey, all this stuff I'm telling you is important.
Happy.
Whoa, that sounded kind of scary with me holding a gun, didn't it?
So good.
So perfectly shaped.
Hey, cut her some slack.
What happened?
To what? George Clinton and the P-Funk All-Stars.
I-I'm so sorry. Wh--
In fact, day one was amazing.
# 'Cause boys don't cry. #