Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Th-That's good news, right?
Wh-What I'm saying is there's a version of you without Lily, and it's not this.
That's right, Marshall, she's all mine.
I guess she left it here.
And that's why Ted's never going to find out about this.
Well, she left.
He needs to stop being sad.
We're breaking up?
For me, it started out great.
You want to try?
That's my shampoo.
But if you go down there right now like this,
The average male brain can only store a finite number of boob images or "b-pegs".
Marshall, I'm sorry. I just...
We'll finally get some time alone.
it's a scientific fact.
Nailed it!
You're the one who said "tough love."
Anytime a bachelorette party drives through the city in a limo,
You know what, please don't call me.
Plus, those charges are from, like, a month ago.
and yet somehow, we have a baby.
Yeah, she should call me; I got a whole list.
No, I'm a gun enthusiast.
The Indians are winning.
and you're going to regret it.
and, get this, Pet Palace.
- You call her... - We were together...
Are we still talking about her pancakes?
Mmm, I thought he'd never go to sleep.
- are killed each year in accidents... - protects my right to bear arms...
if you need anything day or night, just call me--
Oh that's a...