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- Hey, Marshall. - Hey, Ted.
- Hang up now. - Ted, I can't hang up now.
...and love is ending, the first 30 days are remarkably similar.
20 bucks.
Because you're pathetic!
I just need to go to San Francisco and do this art program and
and it reminds me that... guns are fun.
make sure he doesn't call that hotel?
I will not call her.
Ted, I know I shouldn't do this, but I have to!
For the first time, ever, the three of us are single at the same time.
and I had this little speech in my head--
Oh, hey, where are you guys?
You're not calling her, this changes nothing.
# I try to laugh about it #
What? Who-- who was it?
Now, listen, whenever you feel like calling her, you come find me first.
so we begin here tonight, my friend.