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No. But it would nice if you'd realize that it's just a job.
...to get all the way across it.
...you know, each would, ahem, you know...
Look, ugh, maybe we should just take a break.
No. Sorry. I just thought you were somebody else. Hi.
Well, there is no Mark Robinson in this office.
[BOTH SINGING "AMERICAN PIE" IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
He says that walking with you makes this strange city feel like home.
Let's, uh... Let's take a break. Let's cool off, okay?
I'm making this too hard? What do you want me to do?
I won't give you anything, but you'll owe me 2.95.
Can I help you?
Okay, let's start with the free massages at the U.N.
His name is Spackle-Back Harry.
Hi, well, look, I was just gonna leave a message.
No.
- Hello? - Hi, it's me.
Well, I'm sorry.
Yeah, but I don't...
Boy, what an ass am I.