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Uh, actually, that's our three-hole punch.
- Could I have a tissue? - Oh, yeah, sure.
Oh, it's my new thing. I figure, bodies at peace make peace.
I just hope you don't accidentally suck it up through your nose...
Well, you know, we could flip for it.
You know.
And you know what? We did it.
It's a globe.
[PHONE RINGS]
Let's get some frozen yogurt or something.
Ugh. And then we got into this big, stupid fight... It was awful.
Happy Birthday Binky Boy
Would you just go home? I'll talk to you later.
Yeah, but Sergei said it took the Germans six weeks...
So that when we... You know, it's time for our alone time, you two can split off?
Well, there was a disaster in shipping and I've gotta get this order in.
This guy's my hero. He comes in with some stuff...
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
No, no, no. I am looking at a purchase order right here...
God, it'd be weird if that situation presented itself tonight, huh?
- I don't know what to do anymore. - Well, neither do I.
- Oh. - What? Is it my breath?
Yeah. Except for, you know, when you're on a date...
But, um, hey, oh, somebody's off the phone.
Or "kind of cute" like your friend Spackle-Back Larry?
We say we don't do that. He says, "You gotta."
I've been thinking this is crazy. Don't you think we can work on this?
American.
Done.
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