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The Soviets captured her four days ago.
- (music plays) - Anthem.
If I had a car, that is!
Hey, what's with the tears?
I have devoted many years of my life
we want you back. Thanks to our "Comrades Call Comrades" program,
you "slide" through to another universe,
We have determined your allegiance
Please remain with this unit until a communications security team arrives.
you blithering idiot.
September 13th... my attempt to create
Could you step on it a little?
'Fraid not. Or at least, not yet.
No...
Come on, Wade!
♪ It's 'cause I feel like I want to die ♪
(laughing)
♪ Get that grain right into town ♪
Not hardly. I'm you, Quinn,
Where am I?
Your friend and our commander are being kept
Everything... finished.
(distant gunfire, sirens wailing)
Kiss?
Too many upstanding citizens bought off or grown complacent.
all coexisting on the same multidimensional space-time continuum.
Man: Wade!
You have to explain this to the insurance boys.
when this crazy genius...
What do you care? We're "buds," right?
No one's afraid.
My dear child, that portal opens
Little term I cooked up. You like it?
we had to do our mathematics the old-fashioned way.
♪ If you had a heart ♪
Soldier #1: No moving there!
- I don't care. - There's no way of controlling the journey back.
I once stepped onto an Earth just this side of paradise.
and I could've sworn he was driving a Cadillac.
(louder rumbling)
I wonder why it brought us to the park
It seems kind of dull to be back home.
That's the entrance to a wormhole that runs between worlds.
Wade: Wow... the "batcave"!
I don't think she's breathing.
Here you go, "Pay-ville."
He does? Mmm.
Lying to us has the gravest of consequences.
Is that the same shirt you had on yesterday?
- Mom! - Mom: What is it?
Sausage. $1.
Einstein regretted that he had given the world the atom bomb.
- I hope. - You hope? He hopes?
People want to know who's singing the anthem.
Then we're going to have to move quickly.
(beeping)
with the High Command.
instead of my basement like it's supposed to?
so that I could impart a subject this complex with lucidity.
(laughing)
Wade Wells is my commanding officer,
Please.
Maybe I still do in some places, huh?
- (gunfire) - And when will that be?
All right!
Take heed, boy.
the look on his face.
Ladies and gentlemen, you disappoint me.
You know it's the trademark of the Underground Resistance?
(clock bells ringing)
in the same facility until tomorrow.
Rembrandt: Thank God.
This test must be as realistic as we can possibly make it.
The defendant dubiously claims
I know I couldn't live with that.
wd
The United States, a conquered nation?
This is a joke, right?
Don't you mean $15?
No, look, I'm telling you the truth.
♪ A wretch ♪
Quinn: We have no way to verify the condition of the timer.