Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sunglasses upside down by hat. I like that.

something we learn is that shit happens.

I want to know what you're doing Friday.

Peace and love, player player. Bless up.

It is so great that the family's together like this, isn't it?

Do you know any of your children's birthdays?

-Un-fucking-believable. -[chuckles] I know.

I just want him to know that I know that he knows

"The whole thing, it's a swing and a miss."

I blame you for this.

Careful! Careful of the lasers.

-A what? -A dad--

Fuck! I look ridiculous, don't I?

Those earrings made out of gold? 24K?

what grade would you give yourself as a father?

No. It's more of just a check-in.

But I can't because I actually have to work.

I meant to say was that

♪ We got the real live shit From front to back ♪

It's the new vibrator you can't hear or feel.

Um, Beyoncé's Homecoming was a big miss.

[Kenya] Dive in, please.

Amazingly, that actually makes sense.

It was an insane first response.

Jim can go fuck himself.

-[Kenya moans] -Ow!

But she is amazing. I'm not saying she's not.

all of the parents, all of the parents are swingers.

Society expects you to fail, to not be there for your kids,

Yeah, I feel like you'd actually love it. It's super fun.

-They should. -Oh, my God.

You know what? I'll find out when my kids' birthdays are on my own.

I see through her. See right through her.

Why can't you just be grateful?

and still there's absolutely nothing I can do to be seen as a good dad.

to end up broke and in and out of jail.

-if that's okay. -Yeah.

It's a good quality for a team.