Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Go grab a drink, maybe look at a...

[soft jazz playing on speaker]

everyone's like, "Oh, how amazing."

-[laughing] -Ooh.

It's characters and dynamics, that's what we do, guys.

But, if we're being honest, you guys are 0 and 8,

my kid is here, it's just, like, a documentary, it's a thing.

who is probably too concussed to even know what his major is.

She gets a lot of love for being a lawyer too. Like, a lot.

[gunfire continues]

It's fucked up.

[Kenya] I mean, yeah.

are not your dad. Okay?

Pops literally just had his birthday.

♪ Where the fuck my bitches at? Where my bitches is at? ♪

Some shit happened to John. No, I'm just kidding.

but he wasn't wrong.

These aren't my size.

[Drea] I've never seen someone take more pleasure

Coke-fueled key parties, like, all night long.

and still I get so little respect, dude.

and I found some old birthday cards made out to Brooklyn.

[kids laughing]

They profit off our backs and threw us into a fucking police state.

of the stuff that moms are just expected to do.

If it wasn't for gay sex, I'd be gay.

Seems like you're about to have an aneurysm.

Uh, I think maybe we can start with why it was necessary

♪ From the first time the doctor Placed you in my arms ♪

you got a C in art? Art's not even a real class.

Well, we're gonna eat anyway.

-Cosby. -No. No.

Like, I should be able to get through all four years

-The Badgers? -Uh-huh.

I've been feeling it, dude. I put them on and I was like,

[Drea] Isn't that baseball?

He kinda dresses like an undercover cop too.

[footsteps approaching]

Fucking Marsha seems like she's ready to go.

Chicken and waffles, yep. It's for everybody now.

-I'd give myself an A to a high A+. -I'd give myself an A+.

You know that water is more expensive than gas per gallon?

we live in a pretty nice house.

giving birth to the pink-haired,

'Cause I wasn't.

but this country's been ripping black fathers away from our kids

You're 0 and 8, but you still have a chance.

Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!

-I appreciate you. -Really good to meet you.

I'm in. I'll do it, dude.