Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because she brings us some soggy waffles

He did a movie with his son.

Don't you dare ask for those points!

Uh, how would you feel if I changed my major?

-What? -Oh, okay.

Pretty much anything Jay-Z.

Look, babe, don't get me wrong, your mom's a great mom,

Your birthday...

I wanna get a cabin for the weekend

That's what I'm here for. It's what me and your mom are here for.

You could remember your kids' birthdays.

Was it an insane first response?

So you've had five hours and you found nothing? On the Internet?

[Drea] Black dads are more likely than their white counterparts

SoCal must be on a flex alert.

-It says my name! -Kids large.

Those are our points! We earned those points!

You know, I think that is probably true about white fathers,

Fucking amateur hour with this kid.

If it wasn't for racism, I'd be locked up right now.

Yes, all right, everyone, this fun, right?

Marketing practically runs the world.

All I'm saying is, isn't it kinda weird that

every possible fucking odd to provide for our family

Are the kids Golden Globe nominees?

Marsha, for sure. Ringleader. Key parties, okay?

It was just a total disregard for all social norms.

I mean, they're not great.

There's tricks to this stuff. It's like 20, ten, hold on, it's if you--

There's a party happening. Of course I know about it.

Chloe and her weird-ass boyfriend were talking to me about?

Dude, that's not weed. That's heroin.

by fucking Hispanic and Asian cops for 35 minutes.

Uh, that old guy is an amazing actor

This is a professional writer's room where we just do characters and dynamics.

♪ Let's have a toast for the douchebags ♪

Your birthday is...

And for Joya, you know, she gets praised for being a mom.

[Drea] When Chloe said she wanted to major in film,

-Yes. Yes, I do. -[Broadway chuckles]

But he's a pretty solid dad.

-It fucking started back in slavery! -Here we go.

And you sit there looking at me full of judgment.

-and celebrate the new season. -[man] What?

They're closed. And the library's for crazy people and terrorists,

I'm in, guys. I'll take over.

I will call your agent so fast.

I got a shirt guy.

They might as well walk around with capes on. They can do no wrong,

If you know everything, just do it yourself.

Okay. Look, I'm just saying this, it's not like you don't get love, okay?

I'm an A+ mom. What can I say?

-[Jerome] I don't blame him with six kids. -Not--