Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

lies either a pony or an ass-whooping.

[Kenya] This is all my fault.

You'll get the next one. The sun was in your eyes on that one.

[Kenya] That's great, Leeza, that's what we do all the time.

You know, I'm really glad that you didn't let me give up.

that I'm becoming my dad.

♪ Better now than never Business before pleasure ♪

Look, I hate to do it, but I will do it.

Seriously. I'll fuck Jim up.

♪ You either with me or ♪

Uh, we can't eat that.

-She is fantastic. -Yeah.

and they put on a whistle to coach.

Yeah, it's really embarrassing.

And my dairy allergy will literally make me have a grand mal seizure.

but also the ghost of all the black dads before them,

hella fun, hella rich. [chuckles]

-No offense, sir. -Could you not call me "sir?"

Are you gonna hang my painting?

Why the fuck are you talking to me while sitting with this guy here?

and I'll tell you so you don't look like an ass.

I mean, it's crazy that he even remembers your names,

Watch. I mean, I hope not because I love you,

Then I would say Michelle Obama. Hello?

Oh! No, use the glove.

I guess he got a face you want to shoot.

I'm never gonna let you give up, sweetie.

Little Griffey Jr.'s over there, his pops.

-God, you're my favorite. -[Drea] Thanks, Dad.

so that when domestic audiences were repelled by his son,

Nothing. Why do you ask?

This job is hard, and then I go home and I'm cooking dinner,

I think I've been

-[man] 156. 157. 158. 159. -Not gonna make it. Not gonna do it.

My college fund's taken care of, right?

♪ P. Diddy and the Fam Who you know do it better? ♪

because-- Anyway, I'm sorry. It's just that,

to eat with their kids, to change their diapers, to read to them.

I just-- I don't--

Oh. That's okay, Pops.

For generations, there's been an image that's been synonymous

I take the kids to the park and I fall asleep

Why didn't I just bring orange slices?

if we're really gonna work, I'd love to work.

When did you do this? How did you do this?

Just little swag bags for kids at the party.

how should we celebrate?

that I'm becoming just like he was?