Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Could I be more hands-on like Jo is with the kids?

so that she could be closer to her football-player boyfriend,

I know what she was up to.

No, you're being ridiculous.

Gotta be fucking kidding.

during the NBA Finals.

Okay, Broadway, cool. Well, nice to see you, as always.

But they're still our kids.

Brooklyn's birthday is August 9th?

And now, like my life, it's a swing and a miss. Fuck!

-Fuck! -God, are you okay?

That's so cool!

-[chortling] -Oh, my God.

One in fucking four.

You realize how much shit I had to do to get you in there?

[gunfire on television]

-It's Mikayla. -[Joya] Mikayla.

I have a plan. Ridiculous.

-These aren't my size either! -I think you got all the sizes wrong.

-[man] Yeah. -[Kenya] Yeah. There is. There is.

["Blood on the Leaves" by Kanye West playing]

Oh, my God. I knew we could do it. I mean, you. But we.

So rumor has it that

My point being is, don't you think it's weird how

and I was like, "You know what? Fuck you."

but I don't think the black fathers get the same presumption of goodness.

Only reason I didn't do that college game everybody else in Hollywood was doing

He didn't even ask if he was okay.

-Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down, sir! -[Jerome] Is that it? Is that--

Check it out! Check it out! Check it out!

♪ I knew I'd meet death Before I'd let you meet harm ♪

with relatively no concerns?

-[Leeza] That tracks. -[Joya] Yeah. Yeah.

Help me out on this one, bro.

I work my nails to the bone for you,

Hey, attaboy, champ.

See a lot of interesting faces out here.

Why can't I get praised for being a great writer,

That story had so much--

I mean, whenever he was home, he was so tired we never did shit.

Especially Mikayla.

I lend my success to you.

["La Cucaracha" plays from food truck]

Of course I knew!

Being a black dad does put you at a disadvantage.