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with every other amazing black mom on the planet.

♪ Haven't left my room in a whole week ♪

♪ We got the real live shit ♪

Pepperoni pizza, guys. I ordered it for us.

and thusly, make the movie be seen as a success,

They're keeping us fucking...

Dude uses slang like he's some kind of fucking undercover cop.

You know, you're so unsupportive.

[Jim] Shoot the laser!

I know that because every year, I miss the Sunday night headliner

Just, what do you feel like you're earning in this class of daughterhood?

There's people always praising you about being such a great writer.

[Nelson] So what do you think about that idea?

It's the number one film school in the world.

Yeah, that's the introductions.

-Can we get Menchie's after this? -[Kenya yells] Just catch the ball!

Why? Does it seem like I was bothered?

Coach Jim coaching, you guys are going 0 and 10.

[Marquise] It's so metaphorical.

I'm not even sure you like the kids, so...

♪ Wish I could turn back The hands on the clock ♪

Growing up, if you couldn't eat pizza, that was like

Isn't it that that old guy in that Jaden Smith movie?

God's way of saying you weren't supposed to be here.

And this is Brooklyn.

It's like one of the best liberal arts colleges in the country.

Yeah, but I still had a lot of fun today, Dad.

All right, guys. We got him. He's spiraling.

I'm a bad black dad.

I help the kids with their homework because he can't.

If it wasn't for smashing other dudes.

I don't deserve these kids.

I mean, the Tupac hologram is never going to happen again.

♪ I'mma win 'cause I'm too smart for these cats ♪

But if I asked you to name an amazing black mom.

Marketing class? What are you talking about?

You wanna have them fresh for the game. That's showtime.

my dad made a phone call

[Joya] Hey, babe.

We did it! Oh, my God!

Was I bothered by all the dad love Jim was getting?

apparently there's a lot of darkness on the baseball team.

Few things actually bring my dad real joy.