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-Okay. -Yep, it's August 9th.
You...
Okay, Brooklyn counts.
-Nothing. -Yo, seriously.
Fendi keychains?
Yeah. I mean, it's a vibe.
Like, this jacket, you probably got an Instagram ad, right?
-Yeah, dude. -Marsha.
[Kenya] You gotta admit, dude. At least she's on brand.
That's what I'm saying.
Uh-huh.
are actually spending more time with their kids these days.
The kids don't like family outings and sometimes,
-Hey, Dad! You made it! -[Kenya] Yeah.
Second of all, I was just telling you about a class that I like. God!
Then I look around at these, you know. white dads, like Jim,
Mom! Mom!
-I got you some Roscoe's. -Roscoe's!
because society has perpetuated the image that that's all we are is thugs.
Losers.
in the streets,
and I also have six kids.
-Yes, it is. -Is it?
-You know, of course-- -I didn't get your name.
Also, why would you assume that I'd be offended by you mentioning Hitler?
Okay, first of all, it's my boyfriend.
[Drea] A study by the CDC showed that black dads
[clearing throat]
But in youth baseball, as in war,
That's my phone, bud, ringing.
This country shits on black fathers for existing
-Do what? -I'll coach the team.
What? No.
-She's always posting about her baby. -And Jada Pinkett Smith.
-I'm gluten-free. -I'm vegan.
If I ask you right now,
[Broadway] That's for real. Seriously.
[Joya] Hey.
I mean, we're gonna be the leader on this. Lead the pack.
-What up? -What's up, Dad?
-Lots of new faces. Um... -[Joya] Mm-hmm.
Fuck Jim.
-Stop while you're ahead. -What the fuck is happening right now?
They grab a hat,
-[Mikayla] Yeah. -Nice to meet you. [chuckles]
to the annual bowling night?
I'm also competing
Danny, what do you mean you don't know when any of my kids' birthdays are?
If I'm still into it, then maybe I can work a little bit harder
[woman] That was so stressful.
I meant to ask you earlier...
-Beyoncé. -I love Serena Williams too.
Big day Friday, right?