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with the best father-son relationships.

set of problems.

I would love to talk about characters and dynamics.

Fucking each other. Fucking everybody.

-Smoothies, guys! -[kids] Yay!

We should stay on the team just a little bit longer and see--

-Okay. -It's all I have.

And the next thing I know, I'm being questioned

You excited about my party on Friday, Dad?

We don't talk about school. I don't care about your schooling.

I'm a father, the father who ordered food for his family.

Please leave me. Just leave me be.

We can be winners amongst losers.

bottomless hole in him he keeps trying to fill by buying stuff.

-That would be amazing. -We always work.

Can we please, I swear to God-- Can we please, just for a second--

So, uh, can I have some money?

But it's actually not true. Seriously.

[scoffs] Dude, that's not why she came.

and made sure the only jobs we're fit to work were unskilled labor.

And her snap-back game is Angela Bassett-esque.

I feel like, why can't it go both ways?

Yes, you don't want your kids getting eye cancer! Right?

Even though sometimes he be dropping hellified black facts,

Very diverse team.

Yeah, we're fine. Come on. [chuckling]

What's up, Badgers?

[Danny on phone] Okay, good news. I got your youngest's birthday.

[Drea] Jeez, what happened to you?

-Hey, guys. -Yo, what up?

I'm just going to say he's an undercover cop.

and even more amazing black father, Will Smith.

I'm running out of options.

It's America's game.

Go to the ATM. Get it. I don't care! I don't want to hear shit. I want money.

We did it! Yes!

but it's going to happen.

-It'll be here in a second. -What?

Let's go eat something, okay?

What grade do you give yourself as a daughter?

["Victory" by Puff Daddy playing]

That's all I was looking for.

Like I said, my dad's kind of a miserable person,

♪ Look at ya, look at ya... ♪

I mean, black dads are like the Hitlers of dads.

It's nice. Sunglasses on, nicer.