Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You could stop watering, except my father would be crushed.
Mr.-- Mr. President.
It's Dirty Dave, the big Blue Moon bopper--
Your mother and I had a whale of an idea, a whale of an idea.
I am going to sleep.
I'm in touch with her all the time. -You are?
...for the rest of his life.
...and we're inviting our friends over to meet our daughter and, Maddie...
You wanna go to the airport with me to pick her up?
...into sharing your problems with him.
...but the ball catches the sand a hundred yards off the 18th tee.
Vice president? I didn't know he was missing.
How would you react to the notion of having a kind of...
I feel so connected to nature when I look at the ocean.
Oh, yes, you are...
She backed a van up to the apartment. Everything....
I miss you.
Phone calls every night, leaving the toilet seat down.
Thank you.
Gives me goose bumps just thinking about them.
..."you never get anywhere in this life by crying in your beer."
The ball bounces onto the green, hits the pen, bingo...
You've seen the two Bert Violas.
Five-five, black hair. Didn't have time to get a receipt.
Do you wanna talk about it?
Well, I don't know. We were thinking, why not tonight?
...wound up with a beautiful daughter like you.
Moon's almost full.
Are you crazy?
Well, I do believe the little woman cares.
-Yakking my ear off. -Yak is good.
...and you have to promise not to tell anyone.
I said party, not cod-liver oil.
Yes. No.
...but even if we could have gotten the ambulance and the nurse...
You've reached the machine of Agnes DiPesto.
-Do you have a car? -What?
A shindig. Here. When?
Herbert, don't!
I was wondering if I could leave early today...
Is now not a good time?
...and I have a life. I'll get back to it.
Hey, Goldilocks, you sick? Taking a nap? Too much porridge?