Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Maybe they're talking or something. Oh, there's the car door.

-Where are you going? -To the bathroom.

...hasn't forgotten how to shake up a pretty good margarita.

I mean, that's the way nature's supposed to work.

Now? Why can't Carmelita do it?

They're talking to us, Bert.

-A get-together. -A shindig.

One gets his shoes shined twice a week...

I love doughnuts, Mr. Addison.

Well, I guess the cat's out of the bag, Mr. Addison.

...Carrol Accounting. We spoke, remember?

Would you explain to me why a 36-year-old woman...

-You did. -Opal wants to be a model.

So I'll tell you what, Maddie...

And buy those two young ladies down there something...

It's not that Genvieve isn't delightful...

I didn't know how I was ever gonna be able to face myself in the mirror again.

...is stopping off at Trader Joe's on the way home...

But let me look at you.

Yeah, well, I guess I can dip up something like that.

Miss Hayes certainly hasn't seen the last of us.

Not only is it very nice of you girls to invite us back to your place...

-...doesn't it? -Well, see...

Pikeville Kentucky

We'll continue this later?

Or is the happy seaman the guy with a doughnut in every port?

You know, they actually have Rolodex cards on the bar...

Dump the drink down your throat, Bert.

So, what is it?

Bend your knees.

Very good, Viola. Chicago.

I don't know. There's not much to see.

-Hello. -Hi, dear.

...and you're going to laugh and have a wonderful time.

Fortunately, I happen to have a couple extra parachutes in my wallet.

--he's sitting there saying, "Why do you wanna be doctors?"

I admire your strength, MacGilicuddy.

I don't think so.

Although in the AV Club, we used to call her Haddie Mayes.

I got a feeling, deep down in my bones...

Write Mr. Haven a cheque, please.