Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Fangs sobbing]
and scared the crap out of her and her bitch daughter.
You will stoop to any level
- Bye. - Bye.
- Welcome home, son. - Thanks, Pop.
That's not why I'm here. I need your help, Archie.
I did write the odd letter to Jeffrey Dahmer, yes.
All that time alone
[wailing stops]
She comes every Monday. Like clockwork.
Hiram Lodge, the Man in Black, is down for the count!
To be honest, I'm more worried about him gunning for you.
[monitor beeping]
All right, gotta go, guys. It's Fangs.
- What do you want me to do? - I want you to go.
who murdered Principal Featherhead.
but can you just describe to me what Alice Cooper looks like?
in the wilderness, on the run?
[paper rustling]
[exhales]
pulling that kind of stunt last night.
How is he?
that he really wants.
Yes, during pillow talk.
[Weatherbee] As you transition back into your life at Riverdale High,
- What the devil... - Claudius Blossom.
Because I was the Gargoyle King, in the past.
unsettled and stressed.
I just got off the phone with the Bank of Riverdale,
sometime after you ran out of the SATs.
[Gargoyle leader] Fangs Fogarty. Kneel before your King!
He hasn't met the King yet, but he's still working on it
I have instincts about these things.
What? He killed Joaquin!
You don't think that I...
so he wants to invite me into his inner circle.
What about Veronica? You reach out to her?
the more I got tired of missing you.
Who they were.
It's good to see you, Betty.
Just in time for what?
Every last one of them.
- Sorry, Veronica. - Don't be.
I guess I'm just not in the mood for a strawberry milkshake.
Then we can pursue legal action.
[Betty] You sick narcissist.
You don't have to convince me to take down Hiram Lodge. I'm in.
- Tall Boy's alive? - Yeah, he's been hiding in Athens.
[all] Surprise!
like everything's the same as it was before.
Jughead, I'm in.
including the Farm, coming in with strong offers.