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you're a disabled vet.
Or better yet, order a pizza.
Everything go okay?
It's tequila.
I really am gonna go this time.
Never.
Okay...
I cannot believe I'm related to you guys.
Thanks for the break. All right.
Never mind.
Sorry, this is my baby boy.No, no, no.
He's been sleeping in his dad's garage ever since.
when I wasn't looking?
I spent so many hours on the phone with V.A. reps,
I didn't want to wake you.
So I guess you're not sleeping.
Um...
I don't know, maybe a squirrel.
Go.
to be closer to the front door.
Get your ass in this sleeping bag so you're here
There, I just saved you weeks
I'll make you a deal-- drink one shot with us,
Hey, Riley?
Don't be screwing with me.
It's free money-- take it!
No nighttime hikes?
The second time he didn't even pretend to forget.
where I just needed to vent.
So am I.
My love for you is fading.
How can I be asleep?
but you get a check every month for your ankle?
Have you not met me?