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It's humiliating.
I'm pretty sure it's sticking in my butt.
Oh, wait.
Drink!
Okay, maybe it's broken!
Going all the way back to boot camp.
his DD-214 and a few blog posts
Hey, I am not your secretary.
These are standard issue.
my cheese spread and Skittles for your M&M's.
He could really use that.
Sorry, hell yes.
Seal it up, lean it against a rock or something,
Mr. Art said he could get money for disability,
You really want me to explain why the system stinks?
who actually needs it.
No.
Oh, right.
Next time, ask?
I said it right.
Can I have a rock for a pillow?
Is that it?
Okay, time to go.
Hey, Lizzie, I found the cure for tinnitus.
Are you asleep?
Nice try.