Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and drawing smiley faces on pieces of paper I give to them.

I'm gonna have to live off that forever.

and say, Thank you for your service.

I landed acclaimed performer

What are you doing, Titus? This looks terrible.

You know I love your bitchy muttering, but not now.

That was the worst.

Jonathan Taylor Thomas making the transition

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October is Halloween month,

That would be... interesting.

and your cool zipper.

You just don't care.

I'm gonna rip your beard off!

Let's see, the rule of seven and two,

(MIMI) I smell a man!

I know the feeling, G-money.

Kimmy, while I'm at the salon,

Why is someone with $1 1/2 billion

The arts, 'cause of all of those old nudie paintings.

Oh, maybe she got hacked, like on the news.

I have no venue, no entertainment,

♪ They alive, damn it ♪

The dress is inside it.

I was young and beautiful, and I trapped a man.

(BOTH) You're insane.

And I know exactly how and when.

Relationships are hard.

in a bunker, like a Kimmy!

by some psycho with a beard.

But then he cheated on me.

a nursery rhyme too slowly!

It's exhausting.

Brava, Jacqueline.

You don't pour water into a well!

And we'll be proud of you,

Wait, what is this gala for?

one with an H, and one without,

Tonight's my benefit for Lupus Awareness Awareness.

But a good mistress knows to withhold it

- Not that. - Only Aladdin can pull off harem pants?

♪ Chandelie-eee-eer ♪

my boss is having a party tonight.

I'll gain ten pounds and wear the same dress as you somewhere.

but you learned so much cool stuff.