Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm gonna have to live off that forever.

But a good mistress knows to withhold it

and drawing smiley faces on pieces of paper I give to them.

I was young and beautiful, and I trapped a man.

What are you doing, Titus? This looks terrible.

The dress is inside it.

one with an H, and one without,

That would be... interesting.

Kimmy, while I'm at the salon,

and your cool zipper.

Tonight's my benefit for Lupus Awareness Awareness.

Let's see, the rule of seven and two,

by some psycho with a beard.

But then he cheated on me.

(MIMI) I smell a man!

Relationships are hard.

And we'll be proud of you,

I'm gonna rip your beard off!

in a bunker, like a Kimmy!

I have no venue, no entertainment,

And I know exactly how and when.

You don't pour water into a well!

That was the worst.

♪ They alive, damn it ♪

You know I love your bitchy muttering, but not now.

but you learned so much cool stuff.

You just don't care.

my boss is having a party tonight.

Wait, what is this gala for?

I'll gain ten pounds and wear the same dress as you somewhere.

♪ Chandelie-eee-eer ♪

- Not that. - Only Aladdin can pull off harem pants?

I landed acclaimed performer

October is Halloween month,

Brava, Jacqueline.

I know the feeling, G-money.

Jonathan Taylor Thomas making the transition

You’re Watching Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt On Pluto TV

The arts, 'cause of all of those old nudie paintings.

Why is someone with $1 1/2 billion

(BOTH) You're insane.

and say, Thank you for your service.

a nursery rhyme too slowly!

Oh, maybe she got hacked, like on the news.

It's exhausting.