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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why didn't I see it?
When the Dutch bought this country in 1626...
(SINGERS) ♪ Damn it ♪
but by the time I met you,
Tell me about it.
Sometimes loud noises can trigger...
A plan? Please.
No, this is to benefit Native Americans,
Prostate cancer.
That's why I'm making up for lost time.
Or do I?
(MUTED) I have a tail! A little tail!
Sounds like it's the Dutch who got screwed.
with a married man's child
so exhausted from gala season.
Hyah! Hyah! Do soldiers do that?
is one romantic night out with your man.
and fanny means chooch!
So what are you up to tomorrow?
He bought me perfume,
No, I meant in the military. Sorry.
Ham-burger!
Kimbecile, what do I always say?
it was some kind of super-PAC.
With ketchup. Leave the bottle.
Sweetie, well, thank God, you didn't kill yourself,
Yes, but no.
Good things can happen when you least expect it.
to Christmas carols, like,
really listening to them, means not just hearing,
How many friends have you played in a yogurt ad?
You tried to destroy my people,
Wow, that's a big responsibility.
The $1,000-a-plate ticket barely covers expenses.
You've kind of got that look.
For Mousey Poppins.
I guess I should eat all the oysters first.
So proud!
That's how they do it in England,
and worst of all, no donors.
Walter is so smart.
Am I using that right?
So you do have a plan.
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