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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I have to get back to work!
Oh. Fascinating.
and you're too pretty to let out of my sight.
(GLASS SHATTERS)
but whatever your deal is,
But maybe this is forward.
she said nothing of the sort.
- Hello? - Hi, Mom.
he tosses out there like it's no big deal.
but a mistress knows how to make a $10 gown look couture.
That's not where they come from.
I feel disgusting. I had twins yesterday.
Okay, but when the Pilgrims landed,
It's good to know that if I ever do need to talk...
'Cause I was trying to do it fancy.
I want you to know I am filling my maid's purse
This isn't the first time you've had nothing.
It will be my toughest role ever.
Men find funny women disgusting.
My brain is still mostly thinking about
What date did you give the vendors?
- Are you serious, bro? - Yes.
because the floors aren't safe.
Past.
I'm not the one who assumed
and now it's gone like so many steaming nugs.
Tonight. October 12th.
when Mimi Kanassis lip-syncs Chandelier.
My only education is Snapple caps.
Why is the date ahead of the month?
- I need you! - Why?
What do these Native people have to do with us?
so maybe you have a fancy uniform?
Everyone else just wants to buy me a drink
so I'm gonna have to wing it.
and Sting is booked, with a guarantee
I left the dress at the restaurant!
So I've just been trying to be that guy.
(APPLAUSE)
So, you're coming tonight, though, right?
(LINE BEEPS)
They're gonna throw it all out!
which means you've worn those shoes before.
We'll be proud of all the fun you're gonna have,
We just moved past this.