Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

all gay people know how to arrange flowers.
It turns out, around other people,
Oh, you're nice.
You’re Watching Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt On Sling TV
(PHONES CHIME AND VIBRATE)
(CRYING)
Just put the food in the fridge.
If I had more time, you know I'd love to.
Oh, you know what, Deirdre? I just remembered.
he did leave her.
and whatever dress you pick out, or...
we're on a hard-to-hear conference call.
First Americans for Turtle Island.
instead of tonight?
An ostrich can run 30 miles an hour.
I'm sorry. I freaked out.
I don't know how to talk about this stuff.
Anyhoo, Said the any owl...
Why do they look so tired all the time then?
He was a ghost the whole time.
I mean, you started punching me.
My Nonno, he insists on still having a garden.
My name is Jacqueline White,
Also, iTunes suspended my account,
Do you have a plan?
Ugh, why would you say that?
Tomorrow's Christmas, everybody!
So we are talking about Fleet Week.
(GASPS) Of course!
at pretending to pay attention to people.
Listen up, side-pieces.
Uh, you mean the river in Egypt?
whose greatest accomplishment is getting pregnant
(DEIRDRE) Not bad.
around all that equipment.
No, Jacqueline, you can't give up.
What?
- Congratulations. - (CLAPS)
I actually have two sisters named Theresa,
Sometimes.
Well, obviously. It's my gala.
- I stayed at a hotel once. - Nobody likes you.
What would you do
and yet we memorialize you
(JACQUELINE) Nothing good is going to happen!
And I'm all, Welcome to the party, pal!
Your feet aren't bleeding anywhere,
At least, that's what my guests will think
who has never beaten me once.
Eek! A sound!
That's a cool, shorter way to say nuggets.
Don't touch my dolls, they're strictly look-upons?
(GRUNTING)
he's trying to open up to me.