Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Not that I was staring at your eyes

I'm used to that, #WentThere.

Oh, look at us.

Hey, those are our speakers.

When you try to put two five-foot rebars together...

And I know exactly how and when.

What's his name? Tibor?

The seating chart's done, the table settings are approved,

You did the impossible, and you can do it again.

don't even have to do gala season?

♪ Unbreakable ♪

I spelled honour with a u like they do in England.

Jokes like that are why he'll never leave her.

And don't stay stuff like theater,

Dress... Dress!

as I did Jenny Chamberlain

(JACQUELINE) Oh, God.

♪ Jinky Halloween, hey! ♪

(CHAMPAGNE CORK POPS)

♪ Unbreakable ♪

I can makeover montage Tuesday

♪ It's a miracle ♪

We need all the help we can get.

or salad, or Hey, let's all take a bath.

so I went and forgot to ask a pretty girl for her number.

When the Pilgrims landed in the New World...

and claw your way to the top, and I thought,

Everybody likes me.

You know, I faked the Saddam capture.

I know, then none of this would be happening.

so concerned about paying twice for flowers?

as if you're some sort of M&M store.

Yeah, but then you sober up and realize

Look, I don't talk to the guys at work

Cool outgoing message. I will Do my thing.

Your month and date were flipped.

instead of just being wheeled into his hotel room

Get the digits!

I left your dress at a restaurant

- John Cusack got fat, but I still would? - No, get the digits!

You trying to get rid of ten-foot rebar?

Oh, no, there's an emergency at work.

Does that seem fair?