Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I thought you've finally found someone you can open up to...
♪ They alive, damn it ♪
where IEDs could be hidden,
You look like you've seen some stuff.
I'm usually pretty good at spotting other vets.
But Walter is very romantic.
Tonight's my big charity thing.
Reg wants me to pretend
Why do you think I'm here,
but it was the five-foot instead of the ten-foot.
No, sir.
So the flowers, decorations, catering...
Oh, I'm not a waitress,
And he goes, Oh, 'cause I need ten-foot rebar.
Well, speaking of drywall,
And I'm gonna make you wish you'd never climbed up there. (UPBEAT MUSIC)
(SIGHS)
you're just going to town on a mop.
We give to causes that actually affect us.
but I am not a customer... yet.
A guy who really understands what I went through.
That's not true.
I just redid my sister Theresa's house...
It's G.I. Joe.
Anyhoo, said the any owl...
How do you have Sting? I have Sting!
and laugh at what people think is scary.
Not enough people know about Lupus Awareness.
So, where'd you serve?
And, one.
(APPLAUSE)
Not all New Yorkers know each other, Virgil.
think my benefit is two months from now,
But then the wedding ring the doctor found
$8.6 septillion.
I need you to go pick up my dress from Bergdorf's.
(MUTED) I get turned on by setting fires!
Do go on.
inside a housekeeping cart?
I emailed him myself!
Turdgun.
I remembered it like this: