Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(MUTED) I'm in love with a black, gay man!
and sometimes I felt like I was moving backwards,
Sorry. Nugs are on me.
When you moved to New York,
You know the G.I. Bill?
like that pile of clearly empty boxes,
And I once played a straight corpse
That's gonna be, uh...
Whenever anyone was talking nonsense,
Look out! It's a weird house!
What is this, Sadie Hawkins Day?
(CLINKING GLASS)
Oh, hi, Jackie Lynn.
thank you for coming to support
Ms. Jacqueline's dress, but I really had to go,
And if it tries to get out, you just lock it up forever,
(CELL PHONE ALERTS CONTINUE)
Hello, I just used your bathroom,
Why do you keep making me talk?
Turdgun!
♪ Jinky bongs, Jinky bongs ♪
Wow, I can't believe that story ended like that.
What?
(LAUGHING)
Finally, here is the Raphael
Who the hell is that?
Like how to dress a pretend salad?
It's about fixing 400 years of injustice
I was thinking we could go see a horror movie
It's too loud to have a conversation
Salad? Starter. Track and field.
I'll claim my farts in yoga I'll claim ALL of them
no matter how it goes.
If you're tough, you leave that stuff in...
that would be a lie?
to rust unburnished,
Honestly, I'm not a big talker, period.
Oh, another movie idea I have is about a village
I don't know! Keeping it fun over 50?
(GASPS) Are you here to kill me?
Right, honey?
minus one.
you know where I would have been tonight?
Oh, it's so he never smells like another woman.
you only had the clothes on your back,
Fifteen Christmases!
in the dress,
No, actually...
you used towels with your initials on them as toilet paper.
And all the other rich men with WASPy names.
Don't quit!
Kimmy, get your gay friend over here for flower arranging.
Hold on.
Oh, no, that little girl is singing
But on our first date, I was really nervous,
so he could come spend a few hours with me.
at last year's Christmas Ho-Ho-Ho Down!
Well, you're in a different river.
Tringus! Sorry, I'm excited.
Anyway...
No, your gala is December 10th.