Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He doesn't have anyone else he can talk to.

(JACQUELINE) Deirdre!

The mistresses.

on America's Most Wanted.

And you kept listening.

(GASPS) I met a really cute guy at a restaurant where I peed!

I'll claim all of 'em!

♪ Unbreakable ♪

That's what she said?

until the time is right.

Go to a fancy party?

is the Benjamins.

Unseat me as Alpha-Mom

Why does Deirdre Robespierre

If you think you don't have triggers,

- I have to go to work! Now! - (PHONE VIBRATES)

Ugh, fine. I give up.

Oh, really? 'Cause get this.

to lock onto my coordinates?

Well, that's just part of dating in the '90s.

I've been waiting so long, my Rachel's starting to Phoebe.

but actually taking in what the other person is telling you.

you're a survivor.

At some point, I started forgetting the words

And you planted the idea seed into my brain garden.

Men find funny women disgusting.

I do a lot of chin-ups in my apartment

so I'm gonna assume that was my cue.

I can't do this.

like a weirdo or anything.

So then, I was the wife at the gala.

I would be at home getting ready for your event.

(MUTED) And that's why I always felt like I didn't deserve my father's love!

Probably because I made the invitations so freakin' classy.

I'm trying to get rid of five-foot rebar.

What? They just skip it?

I'm not trying to pry.

I want to say... Tampa?

It can be tight. It's fine.

For one of us. But who?

Obviously, my loft isn't perfect,

wasn't even his.

getting nothing rejuvenated... Don't worry about it.